If I make you chuckle, then that technically and legally makes us a couple, and you are obligated to bury my head in your chest.
"Unlike Sonic, I don't chuckle, hon." ;)
What's wrong with being a pervert? People all have their kinks. Who are you to shame another person for what they enjoy? You can't judge someone just because they don't conform to society's standards of sexual normalcy! [insert Navy Seals copypasta]
"You almost got a chuckle out of me. Try again next time and you'll make it." :*
Cuz your legs are so damn sexy that I want to be smothered by them~
"Wanna know how I got them to look how they are now? Exercise. You won't see the results just by laying around all day. Take my advice, you perv. You could really use it." Winks, clicking her tongue simultaneously. ♡
Are you single?
"What's it to ya, hmm? Dating isn't my forte anymore, y'know. Men are such hopeless romantics."
Ever consider becoming a findom? (Financial domination)
"Sounds interesting, but it's not my forte. I prefer my profit in my jewels, that is."
"I just thought I'd tell you Jet has a massive crush on you. Just an interesting fact you can use to mess with him, or you can flirt with him. Your choice."
"You're not being very distinct with your inquiry, bud. I highly suggest proofreading whatever you have to ask me before sending it. Just a thought, hmhm."
Can you do an ojousama laugh?
"Ooh~hohoho!"
Would you marry a robot?
"I've got my batty eye on a *HANDSOME* robot that carries a beautiful gem on his chest. We all know what the answer is. ~" ♡
Ever kissed a woman?
"Yes and that is strictly on the cheek."
Are you a good kisser?
"I know I am. Only two men have attained the luxury of getting /that/ close to me."