What are you currently addicted to?
Crack plutonium.
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What is your relationship status?
Woah, keep it nuclear boys.
I will need 17 zimbabwean dolas.
Are you implying I take money from the African Research Centre of Nuclear Power?
Ok.
Ok.
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Milk chocolate or dark chocolate?
Milk chocolate.
Y u such a silly nigga
Sir, I don't think you grasp the concept of hypocrisy.
If you saw someone shoplifting, what would you do?
Steal your anium.
What websites do you go to everyday?
The African Research Centre of Nuclear Power.
The Nuclear Power Solutions of Africa.
Africa's Nuclear Power Plant.
The Nuclear Power Solutions of Africa.
Africa's Nuclear Power Plant.
What is the most interesting city to visit in your country?
Nuclear wasteland town.
Do you believe in Karma?
Yes. Reactors will fuck you over if try to push them.
What's the longest you've gone without a haircut?
The 47 years I was stuck in an island bunker after radioactive fallout happened. Silly Sally didn't setup the reactor correctly!
What's the worst advice you've ever taken?
Put 49 uranium cells into the reactor. Jesus Christ.
What was the first thing on your mind this morning?
Need to refill the water for the steam engines in the middle of the reactor.
What’s your favorite breakfast food?
Uranium-239.
Who is this?
Nuclear Bob.
would you rather fight 100 duck sized horses or 1 horse sized duck?
Fighting isn't the way forward, nuclear war is. So I would 'nuke' the 100 duck sized horses.
Do you like short or long hair on someone of the opposite sex?
Hair? Like fibres? Like string? String theory? Long hair is good for me.
What have you learned today?
Don't put more than 8 kilograms of Uranium into the reactor without a steady supply of ice.
Who was the last person you hugged?
Nuclear Sally.
What is your favorite way of wasting time?
Watching radioactive decay.
Which was the funniest proposal you got?
I was piled upon by spare neutrons from fission.
What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
Setup a reactor with Plutonium. Crazy me!