What is the funniest thing you have ever seen?
You...
Falling off a cliff...
Onto a spike.
Falling off a cliff...
Onto a spike.
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If you could steal something and get away with it, what would you steal?
Your virginity bby. *insert creeper status here*
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Who can ruin our World?
Your mother, if she jumps up and down. JK, Politics ruin our world, they're fucks.
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Would you date yourself if you were someone else?
Ermmm yes, but obviously the rest of the world doesn't have the same thoughts. .-.
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Are you gay?
Here's how I put it: 33% Gay, 33% Straight, 33% Other, .5% Fuck everyone, .5% Forever Alone
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Do you already have Ask.fm app for iPhone?
No, and I frankly don't give a flying rainbow unicorn monkey fuck.
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Where would you wish to wake up tomorrow?
Well since it's already thursday, I would like to wake up in Sochi tomorrow in the best seat in the Olympic Hockey Building in order to watch the USA vs. Canada game.
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If you had to live the rest of your life in a movie which one would you pick?
Any Dragon Ball Movie, or if I could do a show, then it would be Doctor Who.
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it makes me really happy that you understood that
xD
donde esta mi gato pantelones
I honestly don't know where your cat pants are.
bien tu?
Mas o menos. Estas haciendo?
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oh hi
Como estas?
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What
Hi
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What is your favorite pic of yourself?
None.
Do you like penis In your mouth
Haven't ever tried it so.... Idek,
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Do you like dogs?
Well what kind of pet owner would I be if I didn't like my own hellhounds?
DO NOT IGNORE THE ASK BEFORE MY POWERPUFF GIRLS ONE
The world may never know. (If you don't get this reference then I can't even)
This whole Powerpuff Girls episode is a poem and it makes me rly happy don't mess this up.
A poem you say?
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So what you're saying is that I am pregnate.
And you just told everyone. Yet another reason to blame you.
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I'm the woman in the relationship though????
xD. I meant to put it the other way around. Oops/
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CUZ I DONT WANT A PREGO BITCH IN JEXILY
You created this.
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Mid abortion still an option?
*Mood swing* *cries* HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK OF SUCH A THING???
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FCKIN PREGNANCY HORMONES
Don't blame me, you're the one who fucked me.
WHYD YOU TELL HER ABOUT THE BABY
I'M PREGNANT DON'T QUESTION MY MOTIVES.
What are some of the first things you do in the morning?
Wake up, look like shit, etc.
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