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Why do idiots think blocking = hiding. I block fuckers all the time. And their reactions please me dearly

Some people just aren't that bright, let's face it.

Why do you hide behind blocks like an SJW?

Singular blocking ≠ to blocklists. I've been consistent for all of GG.

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I want to find a girl who will dress me up in a maid outfit and kick me in the nuts. I don't know anyone who would do it though, what should I do?

Pay a sex worker.

Do you plan doing more streams in the future?

Yep, tonight 6PM EST on the backup YouTube. Details on my site now in the new Sarah Butts story.

Hypothetically; if a GG supporter were to kill themself after making a suicide note with positive references to the movement, would this harm GG? Would no one care?

Uh, I'm not sure how that would be portrayed by the media. There's a good chance they would just ignore it. But don't kill yourself either way.

That's disappointing, Ralph. I was really looking forward to seeing Brianna's dick.

Would be hard to see that without a time machine.

Jesus, Ralph. Five minutes of Paul Blart Mall Blart and I had horrible diarrhea!!! What the fuck, man?

So bad it poisoned me and caused me to pass out during the second stream.
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When in doubt, write. IRC nerds, Ayytists, and Baphtards deserve to get dunked.

A million times this. I have to remind myself sometimes. It's easy to get distracted, even though I'm way better than I used to be, imo.

Are you going to run a series on dunking ex-GG people?

Should I? Most are so fucking pathetic anyway. Idk, maybe.

You wake up in the middle of the night and see a Death Claw standing over your bed, staring you down. What do you do?

Get killed probably. Death Claws don't fuck around.

I have always wondered this an unsure who to ask, what is the deal with the key hole on the GG controller logo, any ideas?

I think it has to do with #GamerGate unlocking i.e uncovering the corruption.

How about: "Where muh right of reply!?" "Into the trash with the used up tinfoil, loser."

HAHA, I love it.

"Muh right of reply!" - Can we make this a meme?

I definitely think we should. Add tinfoil in somehow.

Hey Ralph, big fan of yours, love your work. But who the fuck is John Kelly and why should I care he leaked a stream link?

You shouldn't. It's dumb and I don't think any1 cares besides him.

Will Zoe Quinn helldump Sarah Nyberg for being an admitted paedophile?

Seriously doubt that. Nyberg works for her, apparently.

Why did you throw John Kelly under the bus?

Hi John, u threw self under bus. Cause ur a tinfoil nutter, I guess.

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