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Sad story?
Me, not wanting to talk to my girlfriend and wanting to sleep.
Me: 11:58
Can we talk tomorrow? I'm really really sleepy.
She: 11:59
Okay goodnight :* :)
Me: *sleeps*
One minute later.
Her: it's tomorrow
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And this, kids, is why wise people like Vinayaka stay single.
Me: 11:58
Can we talk tomorrow? I'm really really sleepy.
She: 11:59
Okay goodnight :* :)
Me: *sleeps*
One minute later.
Her: it's tomorrow
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And this, kids, is why wise people like Vinayaka stay single.
Another chemistry joke
Big Boss is over, Roadies is abput to begin.
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Chutiyappa cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be transformed from one form to the other.
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Chutiyappa cannot be created or destroyed. It can only be transformed from one form to the other.
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Funny story please?
After Rahul Gandhi returns home from a grueling two hours at Arnab's studio:
"Mummy, saare questions syllabus ke bahar the"
"Mummy, saare questions syllabus ke bahar the"
Like = dare? Cum on, dares are fun :p
I don't know you, and I'm not going to have sex with you.
Okay fine. For the dares. I'm still not having sex with you.
Okay fine. For the dares. I'm still not having sex with you.
Your sense of humour is too good. I've become your fan :')
Loves my sense of humour
Doesn't love me.
Anon-zoned ;_;
Doesn't love me.
Anon-zoned ;_;
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So I was randomly thinking to myself, what if Arnab Goswami became the head chair of a MUN committee?
*Le delegate
Blah blah blah Pakistan blah blah Drones blah blah Circumcised blah blah
*says something wrong*
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Suddenly, a wild voice appears. One that the nation loves. That the nation needs to know.
Arnab, instead of a point of order: "NO NO NO NO NO"
And the rest of them start laughing xP
And the vice-chair goes: "Arnab, you are now debarred."
Lel. Much random.
*Le delegate
Blah blah blah Pakistan blah blah Drones blah blah Circumcised blah blah
*says something wrong*
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Suddenly, a wild voice appears. One that the nation loves. That the nation needs to know.
Arnab, instead of a point of order: "NO NO NO NO NO"
And the rest of them start laughing xP
And the vice-chair goes: "Arnab, you are now debarred."
Lel. Much random.
Conversation pls
Me: Awasthi, wanna hear a joke?
Awasthi: K
Me: Pussy
Awasthi: Wtf, I don't get it.
Me: I know you don't.
Awasthi: K
Me: Pussy
Awasthi: Wtf, I don't get it.
Me: I know you don't.
Ironic story please
Irony is when the Biology chapter's name is "Aids to health"
Do TBHs?
One time only
Xbox or PlayStation?
Saale games Tera baap dilayega
like - pick up line
Deep pick up line?
Funny pick up line?
I kinda suck at pick up lines, but whatever. I'll try my best. :P
Funny pick up line?
I kinda suck at pick up lines, but whatever. I'll try my best. :P
If you could go back in history, who would you like to meet?
Adolf Hitler.
I want to find out if he actually wanted the Jews gassed to death or if it was a misinterpretation of his German accent.
I want to find out if he actually wanted the Jews gassed to death or if it was a misinterpretation of his German accent.
Followed, follow back ? :)
You lying little shit my follower count is unchanged go jump off the Empire State Building straight to the depths of Tartarus.
Are you homework? Because I think I should be doing you ok.
That awkward moment when you realise people say they'll do homework but end up never actually doing it.
Why Ritz why.
;_;
Why Ritz why.
;_;
How old were you when you learned how to ride a bike?
Is 'bike' a crude reference to chicks?
Like=10 likes??
okay.
Like = 10 likes.
therefore likes= like/10
like and like cancel, hence giving us the value of s which is 1/10 or 0.1
Why do I not ace my math exam each fucking year.
Like = 10 likes.
therefore likes= like/10
like and like cancel, hence giving us the value of s which is 1/10 or 0.1
Why do I not ace my math exam each fucking year.
Ture story?
Tonight's game isn't a joke. It's more. A battle? Still more. A war? Still more. A showdown? No. It's..
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A movie.
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A movie.
Sad story?
When even Pokemon trolls you.
Liked by:
You Know Who.
Anishka Biswas
Aritri♡
DevD
Missy
Kaushik Kothari
What is irony?
Irony is when your English teacher gives you a 20-minute long speech on how to save time.
You have a dirty mirror.
That's because your mom was against it last night
I'd say fuck the police, but that image is just plain right disturbing
This, people, is why I love this guy.
Liked by:
Supriya
Aritri♡
Kaushik Kothari
Leena Nagrani
like - compliment+ rate on looks
Fine. :/
Like=question
Hmm
Why not
Why not
Have you ever got into trouble with the police?
Yeah obviously. I mean they even tried to arrest me with choppers and S.W.A.T cars and planes and patrol and shit.
But then I made a tank appear from thin air.
Lol @ Police
But then I made a tank appear from thin air.
Lol @ Police
Liked by:
Ritwik Sarkar
Trina Mitra
Kaushik Kothari
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