What's the best prank you've ever played on somebody?
"Yeah mum I promise I'll only be staying a few weeks until I can find a new place to rent."
Latest answers from Roofus
Funniest "Laugh Out Loud" moment you've encountered today?
Having a child dressed up as Batman tell me to "freeze!"
Cake or pie?
Death
Who is your favorite fictional character?
God
What do you think of dressing up pets?
It's the behaviour of the patently insane. And my nan.
How do you prefer to travel?
Travel?
What are you expecting from the new season of "Game of Thrones"?
The same mix of blood, sex, and soap opera bullshit to keep the masses entertained and convinced they're smart for following what is a pretty easily followable story with cartoon characters and zero humanity.
It's Saturday! What are you doing today?
Working! Thanks for the reminder!
What future invention are you impatiently waiting for?
Fusion power
Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?
Because he's a cunt?
Are you stylish?
No, I am style