Ask @WoodsForTheTrees:

Roofus
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Funniest "Laugh Out Loud" moment you've encountered today?

Having a child dressed up as Batman tell me to "freeze!"

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Cake or pie?

Death

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Who is your favorite fictional character?

God

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What do you think of dressing up pets?

It's the behaviour of the patently insane. And my nan.

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How do you prefer to travel?

Travel?

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What are you expecting from the new season of "Game of Thrones"?

The same mix of blood, sex, and soap opera bullshit to keep the masses entertained and convinced they're smart for following what is a pretty easily followable story with cartoon characters and zero humanity.

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It's Saturday! What are you doing today?

Working! Thanks for the reminder!

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What future invention are you impatiently waiting for?

Fusion power

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Why does the Easter bunny hide eggs?

Because he's a cunt?

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What's the best prank you've ever played on somebody?

"Yeah mum I promise I'll only be staying a few weeks until I can find a new place to rent."

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Are you stylish?

No, I am style

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What's your favorite pickup line?

GET IN THE BACK OF THE FUCKING VAN BEFORE I CUT YOU!!!!

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What do you order at Starbucks?

The directions out of Starbucks

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Opinion of me? =P (WHY AM I USING ASK.FM?!)

Mikune Folf

Positive :P

Specifically you're a nice, smart, funny guy who I've never had a bad conversation with :)

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What is your favorite waste of time?

Life

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What do you do when the remote is too far?

People still watch televisions? 0.o

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Since July no more Comics? Man!.^^

I abandoned the comicgenesis site, comic is now at http://woodsforthetrees.thecomicseries.com/ :)

No comics for the last month though due to my scanner finally dying ^^

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What do you like to cook?

Meth

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What holiday gift would make you really happy?

To be able to spend it at home instead of at work

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Which three countries do you want to visit next?

Canada, New Zealand, Germany

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Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

Werewolf - because furry.

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If you had more money than you ever need, would you give it away?

No, I'd build a planet out of the money and give humanity a new place to live. That or buy all dogs hats.

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Which city would you choose as capital of the world?

Stockport.

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What is the most pointless invention?

Ask.fm

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Which three words describe what living in your city is like?

Not a city?

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About Roofus:

Thom A Jones - Woods for the Trees creator and all-round furry hippy slacker bum

Hill Valley, 1885