Be Hitler. As someone once noted when speaking of the American media: In the future, everyone will be Hitler for 15 minutes. First it was Nixon, then it was Reagan, then the Ayatollah Khomeini, then Saddam Hussein, then Slobodan Milosevic, then Osama bin Laden, then Saddam again, then George W. Bush, then Kim Jong-il, then Joseph Kony, and now Donald Trump. I figure someday it's got to be my turn.
The failure of The Last Jedi in China shows that they have zero desire for any baizuo. As well they shouldn’t - it’s poison for any civilization.
So you are a monarchist?
Yup.
What is your view of the British Royal Family?
Being a monarchist doesn’t necessarily mean supporting any one particular monarch or their family. The current one in Britain has to go.
As an American, are you proud of Megham Markle?
Who?
How are you finding the East Coast?
I turned right at Iowa.
What do you make of Steve Bannon?
Well, I can make a hat... or I can make a brooch...
What's cooler to play - a guitar or saxophone?
It's been a year since Donald Trump took office. How would you rate his presidency so far? Is he the God Emperor we have been waiting for, or have the Jews pulled another fast one on us and all is lost?