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Funniest Moment Ever ? STAIF!
Just saw two people jogging outside and it inspired me to get up and close the curtains!
Beautiful lines
*Talented toh India ke log hai.*
~Jo Ghar ke bahar sukhe hue kapde
Dekh ke bata dete hai ki,
Kitne ladies aur kitne gents hai Ghar mai.
~Jo Ghar ke bahar sukhe hue kapde
Dekh ke bata dete hai ki,
Kitne ladies aur kitne gents hai Ghar mai.
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your answers are so fuckinh hilarious 😁 humor level 696969 *_*
A cell phone with a low battery is nothing more than a damn-cell in distress
Do you hookup?
Obviously,My bra
Goals???? Relationship ??
Real women make your dick hard,not life.
Similarly real men make your pussy wet,not eyes.
Similarly real men make your pussy wet,not eyes.
My boyfriend doesn't eat non veg what to do?
Try your vagina
Your source of strength ?
Ladkewale: dahej me ₹10000 kam hai
General store owner: eclairs lelo
General store owner: eclairs lelo
One thing to the world?
PEHLE INSAAN BANO FIR HINDU YA MUSLIM BANA
I'm a girl and your figure is amazing and your boobs are so very perfect❤️
When girls comment on your boobs that sounds 1000x more attractive. Thanks love
Relatives be like✌🏻️
The thing actually hurts...??
10 things that I know about men:
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I wanna sleep with you and have sex daily with you! I'm not looking at your breast jus staring at your heart gorgeous
I'm not kicking your balls to hurt you,I'm just making sure the generations to come don't have behenchud people like you.
Chat?
Me : happy birthday
He : thanks ❤️
Me :
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He :
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Me : Chal happy bday once again.
He : thanks ❤️
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He :
Me : Chal happy bday once again.
I want slep with you
With that grammar even my dog will not sleep with you
Damnn......Earth Quake Are you okay?
Yes I also felt tremors. Inside my vagina.
Hey
Meanwhile in China :
He : Hi !
She : I have a boyfriend.
He : Pagli mai hi hoon wo😈
He : Hi !
She : I have a boyfriend.
He : Pagli mai hi hoon wo😈
How is
Sadness is ?
We live in a country where prettiness of a girl is measured from her boobs and arse
I'm a girl and I adore you. From last night my hand is paining a lot 😥😥
I guess girls use fingers? Not hands ?
One thing which is most close to you?
My boobs and bra
hey 🙋
Father : You're failure...
Son : Dad please, I have a job, a bungalow, a BMW and lakhs in my account
Father : ... of a contraceptive pill
Son : Dad please, I have a job, a bungalow, a BMW and lakhs in my account
Father : ... of a contraceptive pill
Biggest turn on??
These days big dick is very common. Girls prefer caring and sarcastic guys
what do you look for in a guy?
I'm dating a guy and I love spreading legs for him instead of butter.
Back off
Back off
short love story??
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