If that's 'unfortunate' then probably no.

Not sure.

Made inappropriate joke in front of mum and made her laugh.
(Well she tried to be mad at me but laughed in the middle of it so ya.. )

Knowing that I'm still alive.
(I made it seem like i have cancer or something 😂😂 Astghfirullah)

Don't know anyone with such name.

Karachi.

Jaanay tune baandhi kesi ankhiyoo se dor, mann mera khich chala aaya teri oor,
Tere chehray subha, zulfoon ki shaaam,
Mera sab kuch hai piya ab se tere naam,

Pokemon go players and non pokemon players.

She doesn't come online but I've delivered your message.

David Beckham.