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You ever want kids? If so, how many or what names? If not, then how come?

Yeah I want a kid :) names? I'm not sure. One or two

Can I steal your anus virginity? It looks HAWT!

No. I'm keeping that! No one will ever do me up the bum

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Opinion on girls

Opinion on all girls in general? Um ok I will give it a shot.
Girls are like beautiful creatures from another planet. They may be kind or harsh, even so they are all beautiful. But not all in the same way. Without girls, guys like me would not be whole.
That's all I could think of at 9:00 am

No, I am homosexual who loves bondage. I heard you like that? Your bestfriend told me.

Naaa sorry mate. Wrong guy

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OPEN BRACKETS
FULL STOP
LETTER Y
FULL STOP
CLOSE BRACKETS
FORWARDS SLASH
SOME FLOATY DOT SHIT
BACK SLASHY THING

No the first one was already amazing! This kinda has to be better though cos of Smaug

Fair point there

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