If you were booted out of Canada for being too awesome and had to move your entire building/office (and all of the maple syrup you need) anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Prague? Tokyo? San Francisco? Cleveland?I have no idea how to answer that.
If Canadian bacon is just ham? Is American ham just bacon?
What you American's call "ham" is actually Canadian Bacon. Which, up here, we call "bacon". What you call bacon, we call "crispy American ham sticks". It's all very confusing, I know.