You mean that thing I mentioned earlier? That wasn't a death threat, just some guy who really wanted to punch me because of The Day. I don't think I've gotten a proper death threat yet. Or maybe I did, I'm not sure.
Anyway, depending on the graveness I'd probably report it to the authorities (just as a formality though, since they tend to do jack shit about it.) But this one was actually kinda cute, it kind of asked for my participation in imagining him punching me in the face, because writing it was the closest he could get to doing it. He even thanked me for my time. I don't know, I just appreciate a bit of humor, even when it comes from a hostile place.
Of course it also amuses me that he just assumes he could. Even if the mouthy ones weren't notoriously chicken, I'm kind of a massive dude, I'll just sit on you until you calm down. (We're all about peaceful resolution here in the Shire. Love and peace, bro.)
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