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Haha that made me laugh :')

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YAYee! ~ so it's not the bread!
So , after Vladimir recovered from his experience in Afghanistan ; the saga continues >
Vladimir Andropyournosin, veteran of the Soviet campaign for the liberation of the peoples of Afghanistan, after a period of convalescence in the German Democratic Republic, sat up in his hospital bed on a brisk February morning, put down the newspaper he was reading and rang the assistance bell next to his pillow.
The uniformed nurse arrived and supplied Vladimir with writing paper, a pen and an envelope.
Vladimir wrote "To the advisory board for the Development of cultural visits to sympathetic States.
Dear Sirs, I have just read in last Septembers issue of Pravda that Doctor Mikhaïl Buggerovski, a colleague from the days of my lectureship at Moscow University, has been appointed as Scientific Advisor to the Soviet Delegation in Cuba for the promotion of soil mechanics at the research institute there.
Having survived the campaign of Afghanistan I am requesting that I continue my convalescence visiting Dr Buggerovski, assisting him in his work in Havana, for a period of time which the board deems fit.
Yours faithfully, comrade Andropyournosin."
Methodically he folded the letter, placed it in the envelope, sealed it and addressed it.
Six weeks later Vladimir was standing on the deck of the SS Ivanitch, a black sea tourist cruiser disguised as a missile carrying cargo vessel to deceive the Americans
Waiting at the foot of the gangplank was Mikhaïl Vladerovsky.
Immediately they went to a bar and drank several ice cold Slivovitzes to toast each others health.
Mikhail outlined his work in Havana, a research project he had initiated there and the success he had achieved.
In fact, it had been rumoured that he would receive a medal of honour from the Kremlin itself.
The more he heard the more enthusiastic Vladimir became, and he slept soundly that night, eagerly awaiting the start of his new appointment the next day.
It was after the first week that Vladimir met Christos.
One evening he was strolling in the humid streets of Havana when he stopped for a night-cap in one of several bars that lined the streets.
Christos sat there, proud, manly and astonishingly good looking,
but with a boyish look about him and a vulnerability that appealed to Vladimir.
Before even realising it Vladimir was in conversation with him using a crude mixture of sign language and broken English and Spanish.
After about an hour, Vladimir realised there had been something missing in his stay in Havana : Fun with a big 'F'.
It wasn't that he didn't find Christos attractive - everyone did - but Vladimir had bee cured of that illness, back home in the Soviet Union.
"many thanks to the Party that cares for its people" he thought.
However there seemed to be a new kind of energy in this bar.
People were talking non stop; their eyes seemed full of intensity . . .
[HAVE TO CONTINUE IN THE POST ABOVE ~] x

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How can we criticise and suppress the violent, harmful and discriminatory scriptures and traditions of ideologies and religions, in a society where "beliefs shouldn't be criticised"?

Well ironically , the next turn of events in the lives of Vladimir & Olga @ the hands of the 1970's era Soviet Authorities exemplifies such a scenario precisely ~
. UMMM . . . . sadly , due to privacy & human rights , i am unable to tell all the detail of this sad saga in the lives of Vladimir & Olga , word for word , but basically ~~~
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Following the Odessa incident, Vladimr and Olga have spent several years in a "health resort" in the Urals. On completion of their treatment, Vladimir is employed in a tractor plant in Siberia (rather than being allowed to return to teaching sub-nuclear particle physics!). When Olga is sent back for another spell of treatment, Vladimir becomes close to Sergei, who is a sailor. Following Sergei's return to his ship, the authorities appear during the night to cure Vladimir of this new "illness". ~
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Upon his 'recovery' , Vladimir went to Afghanistan , the details can be seen further down my wall ; after that , he went Havana , & eventually the good ol' US of A ! But that is yet to appear above ! x

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If "mentally disturbe/ abnormal patients are happy "living in their own world", is it better to leave them happy, or return them to "reality"?

I don't think anyone has an answer to this so broadly ; there are so many types & severities of mental health anomalies .
just one example , to pluck from the many , as vast as grains of sand on the oceans' bed . . . . consider the case of Vladimir & Olga's ''bread-mould-madness'' ~
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Twas a hot September, the hottest I can remember.
We took the children in the larder, and headed for the warm climbs of Odessa.
I'd worked hard the whole season,
Olga portrayed a tiredness which she strove to conceal.
We stopped at an inn and took some lunch - some simple fare of cheeses and borshch.
The bread tasted strange - Olga mentioned to me the old wives tale of 'bread mould madness'.
I laughed and ate, and ate and laughed.
The food did me good, the beer refreshed my dusty brow.
It was as we reached Odessa that I started to feel
the strangest mood descend over me from nowhere.
The sky changed colour;
Vehicles on the road were a funfair.
It struck me as being incredibly funny,
that we four were in a tin can,
hiding ourselves from the cruel, harsh, alien world outside.
hat we four were in a tin can,
hiding ourselves from the cruel, harsh, alien world outside.
I stopped the car in the middle of the intersection in the centre of Odessa,
and stepped outside to dance and laugh at the insignificance of our ordered lives.
The traffic built up and Odessa saw it's largest,
most confused and contorted traffic jam and I started to laugh.
I laughed and laughed until I cried and cried;
I cried and cried until I laughed and laughed.
I laughed and laughed until I cried and cried;
I cried and cried until I laughed and laughed.
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BUT , they were not laughing when he Soviet authorities caught up with them ; but that's another tale , for another day . . .

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Hey hey hey! Na na na na na ________ hey hey hey na na naaaaaa! ??????? ?(fill in blank yourself)

"Hey hey hey! Na na na na na" , ____sang Sergi & Olga & the kids , as they drove down the track to the Black Sea resort____ , hey hey hey is for horses , but we got a La La LaDaaaaa! How many little "????????'s" does Sergi & Olga have ? (fill in blank form yourself , save them the trouble when they get to their hotel) ~or the even greater trouble when the Civilian Warrior captain from america finds out there's more than 3 of them

Hands uo in the air! Hands up in the air! Are you wearing ________ whoop! Whoop! Shake that squirrel! (Fill in the blank yourself)

Hands ouch in the hair! Hands up the stair! Are you wearing ____a grimace____ as you whoop it up! Whoop it up! Shake that squirrel! (Fall in the tank yourself) BE Civil , Warrior-captain , america is at least 3-days hard riding to the east of where its at right now)
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"it's making no sense at all" , said the virgin porn-writer as she threw down her pen . . . . time to tell the tale of Sergi's family vacation to the black sea . . . . (stand by & hold your breath , not your squirrel -- tell it like it E - I - IS !)

So we're standing at the rooftop shouting ____________ at whatever silly squireels are listening below..... (fill in yourself)

So we're standing at the rooftop shouting >
(ONE NEEDS UNDERSTAND , THIS WAS 1980)
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"Thank you, my fatherland
For helping me to be totally reintegrated and normalised
Only in the world's greatest socialist democracy could one hope to be forgiven for losing temporary sight
of the aims and goals of the of the Marxist/Leninist revolution
Two years it took me to be cured of my illness
Being still a relatively young and fit man
I was still in search of fulfilment
The memory of Olger, Sergey and my two children
Motivated me to seek an occupation
That would both repay my debt to my great party
And obviously help the way to international socialism
I was still unable to resume my lectureship at the sub-nucleonic particle physics
And therefore volunteered to help our Afghan comrades
In their great struggle for liberation
I was readily accepted
Into a motorized maintenance unit
It was not long before I realised that our support
For the liberation struggle of our comrades in Afghanistan
Was not viewed at all together unanimously by the local population
In fact, we were not allowed outside of the barracks unless we were in large armoured groups
During our brief stay in Afghanistan
We had discovered some of the very few pleasures open to visitors to this desolate place
A local concoction called "hashish" was being increasingly used by our troops
And many of the helicopter gunship and tank crews, moreover
Would smoke large chillums and joints before embarking on missions around the mountains, surrounding Kabul
Every week comrades who had fallen into the hands of the rebels
would be found in various states of dismemberment around the camp
Those unlucky enough to be still alive
Were sent from rehabilitation
to the German democratic republics
Since this would prevent any undue alarm by our loved ones back home
The wisdom of this policy is evidence of our leaders' great care for their people
Apart from hashish there was not much to divert or endure the cold mountain nights
And increasingly there were signs of the troops acquiring the illness of which I had previously been cured
And therefore, my attention was focused more on looking at the few animals that were kept within the military compound.
As is often the case between human beings and animals
A close bond of affection can develop
And I became increasingly close to a camel I named Dimitri
Ah, dear Dimitri
No one can really understand the relationship between a man and his camel
As was the case with the army doctors and my superiors
Who sent me to convalesce in the German Democratic Republic.

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I thought that by this time in my life, I'd...

I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have moved my bowels .
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd slain the monsters who phukkt with my family .
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have found justice
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have solved the the problems
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have bought the farm
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have began the slaughter of the N.M.E.
I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have put you all away . . .
~ I thought that by this time in my life, I'd have moved my bowels .

i always appreciate it

A dirty broom an empty room you'll never find a better tomb
The passing of a lasting chill a night a day and time stands still
The walls just stand their stories cold they watch a history unfold
The sink is dry the fat don't fry and still the reasons pass you by
When will the troubled soul descend and make amends?
When will some laughter come alive?
And walk inside walk inside walk inside
A house of sorrow is a halfway house
The doors don't shut the pipes just froze the roof is cracked without a cause
You feel the sadness everywhere you hear a creaking on the stair
And just to liven up your day the spirit walks decides to stay
She wakes inside your living room and suffocates you with her gloom
When will the troubled soul descend and make amends?
When will some laughter come alive
And walk inside
A house of sorrow is a halfway house

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i know you try to answer me

One step forwards two steps backwards
That's the dance I want to learn
if I could master it and put a little style in it
I'll have some fun when it's my turn
Gable and Monroe in the garden
In the desert getting well
Eli and Thelma in the DC
It wasn't easy you can tell
It's just a step away
Please will you show us how to live
It's just a step away
When you got nothing left to give
Seven horses not enough to
Even fill the tank with gas
Monty's outside he wasn't inside
But he knows all things must pass
Bucking broncos we're all cowboys
Hanging from another age
Getting sauced that's just how the film goes
It's gotta be better than a wage
It's just a step away
Please will you show us how to live
It's just a step away
When you got nothing left to give

What's one thing you are extremely proud of?Im proud that have two beautiful little girls and a patient wife.☺️

Making my entrance to the departure lounge.
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European Maids, hard to ignore
You, me and the boys, barred from the shore
Fresh-faced imbeciles, laughing at me
I've been laughing myself, is that so hard to see?
Do I have to spell each letter out, honestly!
If there's no room for laughter there's no room for me
Try looking at you, rather than me
No truth is in here, it's all fantasy
Since the last time we met I've been through
About seven hundred changes and that's just a few
And the changes all tend to be something to do
But you've got to believe that they're all done for you
~ You'll think it's tragic when that moment arrives
Ah, but it's magic, it's the best years of our lives
Lost now for the words to tell you the truth
Please banter with me the banter of youth
If I knew how to say it I'd say it for you
If I knew how to whisper I'd whisper for you
If I knew how to waltz I'd get up and dance for you
If I thought I could run I'd come running to you
I've discovered now how to be fair
This I could teach you if only I dare
The only conclusion I've reached in my life
Is that if I should die I should die by the knife
Since it's only a matter of courage all right,
Die a man or a martyr, the two would be nice, so nice
~ FOR , WE MUST LAUGH AT THE END !!!

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somebody sent me this in response to my "Who is the person that you trust most . . " question. It's made me pretty sick. Perhaps they have a health problem , or they've fallen victim to a scoundrel ; @ least i won't say their name ; can anyone enlighten? Please ?

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>>>> . . " No one. I can't even trust my "friends" to take good care of my accounts. But, of course, you have to edit and uglify my photos, then put them up for everyone to see some Photoshop-crippled version of me, just to see "how observant I am" and "how fast I notice the change". Of course, you have to stalk the males I think I might actually like. Of course, you have to shorten my neck in the photo after some anon pays me a compliment about it. Fucking hell, a walking-talking 22-years-old kindergarten. " . . . <<<<<<<
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~ So , I would be truly grateful for any constructive enlightenment ; thank you ~

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