the best part is that he had just gotten a new iPhone like no joke just an hour before that?
Bruh that's sad
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me and friends were being really stupid and one of them fell and my other friend saw him and started laughing like crazy and FELL IN MY POOL it was like 40° dude
Hahaa ? that's great dude
yo THE craziest thing happened today
What happened bro
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oh well I'm cool with that too
Ha good
aaaaaaahhh you feel dumb or what? ❤
Nah
no dude i told you have a good day but then i knew you were in Cali, where im at
Oh ha okay dude
oh then have a goodnight cuz its dark af outside and its barely 6 ?
Ha who goes to bed at 6
Have you ever sucked on a sloppy flopper? ?
Have you ever been chill?
wait your Cali right?
Yupppp
ya my apartmentie
Yeeeee
ah ok that's good have a fun gucci day bruh-bruh
You to my homie
gucci af or just basic gucci?
Gucci af
that's good. and the life?
It's all Gucci
so how's the babe?
He's good
so what's up Austin?
Talking to my babe
That big booty of yours sure does look big, heavy, and plump ??
❤️
How's that sexy boy pussy feeling today babe? Relaxed? ?
"I'm not gay" didn't seem like that when you begged me for head
Are you a virgin?
No
How do you feel about girls who like watching gay porn?
It's chill. But porn is still disgusting
The 3 states of matter are Solid, Liquid, and Gas. This is also the 3 stages of taking a dump after eating half the menu at Taco Bell.
K
According to my nipples there's a 99 percent chance its cold as fuck outside
Same
"I always pull over to help stranded vehicles cause I'm a gentlemen... Plus I've seen enough gay porn to know the possibilities."
Cool
How's work?
It sucks so much. My boss is a fucking moron
Do you like Sex?
Is that even a question.
How do you feel about lil Twinks who date much older men?
I don't give a fuck
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