Welcome to Caracas city! Please, hide all your stuff into your butthole so we can continue with this tour; done? it's your cellphone safe and deep? OKAY, LET'S GO. Give a look around: there's only nature, big hills and roads covered in autumn leaves. Beautiful, isn't? Well, now you start runnning, mothefucker, here comes the ghetto and they're gonna kick until you puke all your insides, man. But deep inside they're nice people, just a little bit frustrated since Petare isnt' the perfect neighborhood. The first thing you need to know so you survive this is: never look Yonaikel in the eye, and never look Yuribitzaida's ass, she'll get pregnant at the very first sight and the baby's gonna be yours even if you didn't do anything. So, let's move a little bit to the South; here you go, you are in the subway! Ooooosssssooooom, Ya' gonna love it, nigga. You will get pushed and probably you'll be robbed, just let it be, feel those bodies' warmth on your skin, the breath of that old man on your neck, somebody's dick upon your back, just feeeel it, feel the love, bro. But don't worry, usually the Police get to help you a few minutes later and ends the work, taking away the rest of your stuff and your papers. Now, breath, you're okay, man. This is just the beginning.