Because that's funny! ;)
so's your mum ;)
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Well that's a shame!! ;)
so's your mum ;)
How's your older woman fetish going! ;)
ummm its not going anywhere coz it doesnt exsist.
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Thoughts on: 1.) Marriage? 2.) Gays? 3.) Religion 4.) God? 5.) Masturbation? 6.) War? 7.) Politics? 8.) Thongs? 9.) Music? 10.) sex?
umm cba to answer all this marta mate
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Hey, my girlfriends twin! ;p
Hey!
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1) age (2) fav colour (3) sgl/taken ? (4) height (5) weight (6) straight,bi or lez (7) bra size (8) smoke weed (9) been fingered ? (10) had your nipples sucked ?(11) pussy bald or hairy ?(12) virgin ?(13) have masturbated ?(14) had anal ?(15) thongs or panty?
14.pink.sgl.5.9.dunno.straight.100gg.no.no.no.umm.yep.no.no.panty.
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MY TWIN I AM SO HAPPY YOU HAVE ASKY AGAIN! HEHE ILY <33333
ily 2 babe <333333
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What is your goal for the next 24 hours?
school
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Who knows you better than anyone else?
God.
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Harry Styles wants to have sex with you and you agree just because of who he is, you both get naked and get into bed, you see that he has a 1 incher.....would you laugh at him or carry on?
laugh at him then carry on.coz its harry styles.
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Do you think Kumari is different now she is with Callum
a bit.
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Yes you are! and awhh, okay! <3
no! ssh <3 u are
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Why are you so beautiful?! Video response!?<3
im not beautiful and no video response i dnt feel like it major headache.<3
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What kind of surprises do you like?
nice ones
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If physics can predict lottery numbers, why are they still working?
because they want to win all the lottery and predict all the numbers coz they are greedy like dat
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Why is the time when the traffic is slowest called rush-hour?
coz everyones rushedso much that they have to slow down in order to rush some more
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How can a house burn up when it burns down?
umm the flames go up then down i have no clue!
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Why does X stand for a kiss?
urrrrrm dunno but i have just lost the game
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Why does O stand for a hug?
because it looks like 2 peeps hugging
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If a word in a dictionary is misspelled, how would you know?
use a thesaurus
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Why is the alphabet in that order?
because otherwise the song wont sound right
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Do tea makers have coffee breaks?
yes everyone loves a bit of coffee as well as tea
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Can a blind person feel blue?
yes
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If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?
you have sailed or fucceeded
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do you want a boyfriend?
yeh .. who iss this ?
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