You're a weirdo
Are you asking me or telling?
Latest answers from Stoff Rockwell
What's the bravest thing you've ever done?
I'm not especially brave. Sex in the Omani desert though… ;)
What talent do you wish you'd been born with?
Dance I think.
If you had wings, where would you fly?
First I thought "NYC", then realised I would probably get tired and drown half way there or would be unable to breathe the rarified atmosphere or would be too cold or the FAA would shoot me down, so probably Berlin. Yeah.
Do you believe the devil exists?
Only as an abstract within certain individuals.
What product or service do you think is ridiculously overpriced?
Rail travel. When it costs more to get from A to B than a night in a nice hotel something's wrong.
What makes you laugh the most?
Cringe humour, I think. It's just awkwardly brilliant.
What makes you crazy mad?
Stupidity. People who just don't pause for thought before spouting utter crap. It riles me and brings out my sarcastic arrogant ostentatious side.
What was the happiest moment of your life?
I think when I fell in love properly for the first time. You know who you are ;)
What do you think should be done to people who create SPAM on the Internet?
It's not people, it's "them" - Cyberdyne Systems. Skynet will eventually kill us all.
What is your biggest fear or worry?
Right now (and it's fairly trivial, but) becoming a Coeliac would be a total bummer. It would just about finish me off in terms of being able to enjoy food as I would have one of the most extremely restrictive diets in the world!