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Claire, you need to stop with the cocaine and sit down and think about what you're doing with your life. We care about you.

R u dumb
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How are you today?

>had big plans
>plans fell thru
>searched desperately for new plans
>now like 50 people think I'm hanging with them and I am overwhelmed and dying what do I do

I wrote one about you fucking Ed Miliband if that counts

u must be ash or someone british
ash just revined something about him

I slipped off the rusty bench and had to bite down to prepare for my fall. I swallowed his left testicle, causing it to burst and let all the cum out of it while the right testicle hopped away. Then due to the sperm in my stomach, I grew a watermelon there a month later.

so

Every time I breathe, I get a smell of his memorable gingerly dick cheese. We went at it for hours but it was no use, my nostrils were not tight enough. I have to breathe through my mouth but he puts his testicles up to my uvula and slapping it like it's a gong.

I regret

His one eyed monster was looking up at me with a smile that knew it wanted to eat my face. It limped towards my mouth like an inch worm entering a woman's mouth. I knew what I had to do, I had to stick his ginger member into my deep nostrils, from one end into the other.

my

By me, Aaron, and Drew: On a dark stormy night, I was lying alone on a rusty bench surrounded by my empty beer bottles and a fedora full of loose change. Suddenly, I felt a icy cold hand on my shoulder. As I looked down, I saw the beautiful gingerly bush that was Ed's pubic hair.

oh

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