Las Vegas nights are rough.

Do you know those weird people whose eyes almost completely disappear when they are smiling? Me neither.

"Are you decent?"
"Not morally, but I'm wearing pants, if that's what you're asking."

Let's find out...

The one I have is dope if you ask me.

And I was
Never sure
Whether you
Were the
Lighthouse or
The storm.

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-- d.j.

“I aspire to be an old man, with an old wife
laughing at old jokes from a wild youth.”

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-- Atticus

Oh no. I got (drunk) married. AGAIN. I swear this was the last time! Damn you, Las Vegas and your last minute Elvis marriage packages!

______________Elvis marriage package______________

Upon request, Elvis will walk the Bride down the aisle, give her away, and provides musical entertainment for the couple and guests to enjoy. It's safe to say, the atmosphere of our Elvis Weddings are transformed to a more festive celebration. If permitted, Elvis will conclude the ceremony with "Viva Las Vegas", as he invites the newlyweds and guests to get up and dance, with some of our wedding parties dancing all the way out the doors. At the conclusion of Elvis' performance, an Elvis wedding would not be complete without hearing... "Elvis has left the building..."

“So therefore I dedicate myself, to my art, my sleep, my dreams, my labors, my suffrances, my loneliness, my unique madness, my endless absorption and hunger because I cannot dedicate myself to any fellow being.”

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― Jack Kerouac

In a city that is the naughty version of Disney World and where you can experience pretty much everything from getting married by Elvis to winning or losing a fortune within seconds or visiting New York, Egypt, Paris, ancient Rome, VENICE (of course) all in one night and watching some of the biggest stars in the world perform every day, what I personally enjoy most is the company of these two idiots:

@shxwxlf and @Vlntnxxx