What’s the one most important thing to get done today?
I think it's always everyday, the most important thing to do is jerk off.
What would you do if you meet an alien?
I would probe that sweet ass.
Do you already have Ask.fm app for iPhone?
No.
How did you make your first money?
Stripping
why are my penis hard?
You see, there's a time when your small lil' thang get's hard... when it does, put in in your ass! If you are not able to do this, when you get a female lover, she's going to make fun of you. To answer your question, you don't have a penis.
When you broke your penis, how many men did it take to fix?
12
How do you usually express your emotions?
I usually jerk off a lot and then explode on your butt.
Who's your number one friend?
Well, I'd have to give it to the best person I know, he's a real stand up man, he gets me through those hard times, my right hand is my number one friend.
What do you say during awkward silences?
I usually yell "Your name... is tobeh!!!!"
What is the most interesting thing about your family?