Is Armando trustworthy? I'm not 100% sure so he told me to ask you.
ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY
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Dylan I have a serious question to ask you..
ask away jensen.
How often do you go to parties?
a lot in the summer
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Do you have official Ask.fm app for Android?
Of course
why is anna so sessy
why is this so sessy?? vvv
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Would legalizing marijuana be a good thing or bad thing?
good thing. the government would receive a shit load of money from taxes on it, AND it would create more jobs from processing and selling it.
Yasss porn shoulda been my answer too lol 8====D~~ ( . )( . )
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What art form do you like best?
porn
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hottest person you saw on friday
my amazingly beautiful perfect HOT girlfriend Payton Elizabeth West.
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Relates to a lot of people Normal people - Aww, their such a cute couple. Me - I wonder if they fucked yet...
hell yes
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Should I keep writing more?
go for it
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My four year old son walked in on me in the shower this morning. "Daddy what's that hairy thing between your legs" "Well son, that's the back of your mothers head"
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A man says to his wife, "I fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"
xD
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Fine I'll tell u another one
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That was the joke lmao
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dick on the bedpost three times." So the man decides to try it that very night. So he got to bed and whacked his dick on the bedpost three times and the wife wakes.up and says"bubba, is that you?"
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A man was shaving in the bathroom when all of a sudden bubba, the boy he payed to mow his lawn comes in to take a piss. Well, the man cant help but look over his shoulder and he is surprised, "bubba, whats your secret?" Bubba says"well, every night before i go to get in bed with a woman i whack my d
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What u think about the long joke?
funny
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nun said "Ha, ha I'm actually the bus driver!"
xD
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The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man buried here, and I command you to have sex with me!" The nun go's "Well... ok, but I have a virgins aspect so it has to be oral" So the nun and the hippie have oral sex and the hippie runs away and says "Ha, ha I was actually the hippie" and the
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the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30 comes and here comes the nun. The hippie pops out and says "I am the ghost of a man
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The hippie go's "yeah I see it, what about it?" "well every Tuesday night at 8:30. the nun go's to the top of the hill to pray. If you dress up as a ghost, and tell her to have sex with you, she'll have too" The hippie replied "sweet!" So Tuesday night comes and the hippie has a ghost costume, 8:30
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A hippie walks on a bus and sees a nun. Being the straight forward kind of guy he is, he says "Hey baby, want to have sex?" The nun says "God no!" so she gets off the bus angry. When the hippie is about to get off the bus, the bus driver asks him "Hey man. you see that graveyard across the street?"
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I got a funny long joke you want to read it?
sure
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corner very softly says... "Meeoow."
xD
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