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My ex girlfriend has a tattoo of a shell on her inner thigh. If you put your ear up to it... you can smell the ocean. What should I do? Lmao

Go fishing^_^

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When girls be like, "SUCK MY DICK!" Everybody laughs, but when boys yell, "EAT MY PUSSY!" Shit gets awkward.

At least making shit awkward was worth it

If you had to choose a type of color that you thought represented yourself, which would it be?

Red white and blue

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?

Who says I'm not tht one(;

Are you a virgin?

If u multiply tht question by five, add pi, divide by seven, and square root it, u get my answer----------> WHY DOES IT MATTER?!

How come when people ask you list your best friends in order you put you girlfriend like at the bottom ?? That's fucked up isn't she your best friend ??

Wouldn't it be fucked up to put the people I've been through the most shit with and the people I've known since kindergarten at the bottom just to put my girlfriend at #1 to make her happy and have my friends bitch at me? Yeah she's one of my bestfriends but the people before her are like family. And if ur like family to me, u come before ANYBODY. Point. Blank. Any other questions??

Bullshit u don't lie. I no you do 4 a fact and I'm not going 2 explain it causes itll start more shit

Exactly. Im sucha good liar u thought I was serious

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