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What do you prefer: read the newspaper, watch TV News, or check online news?

Watch TV News. no reading involved and a lot less work

A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."

hell Nawhh

A man says to his wife, "I want fancy kinky sex, how about I blow my load in your ear?" The wife hastily replies, "No, I might go deaf!" To which the man replies, "I've been shooting my love wads in your mouth for the last 20 years and you're still fucking talking aren't you?"

xD
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What do you do to entertain yourself?

I like to roll around in peanut butter and jelly. and for the days I'm feeling extra frisky, I add a little bit of maple syrup
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