I'm afraid that's the one thing I can't do. There was a time when I thought that was my mission... my reason d'etre... but I was young and naive back then.
An OOC question for fun: Imagine that you have been given leave to write a Marvel screenplay for your character's own movie. What would you plot? What other Marvel heroes/villains would you cast?
(Considering my character is Cap, I'd actually don't know. Let's be honest, the whole Cap thing is kinda stiff, you don't have much room to work with. He's always been under very conservative writing.)
Steve rolled over to take cover behind his sofa, trying to find out where the shots hat come from, which window...? he looked for his shield and found it at the other end of the room. great