Omh talha bhai O can't stop laughing. You're soo funny. Hahahah. THANK YOU TALHA BHAI. PLEASE STAY SAME. I'm your biggest fan.
Haaaayeee meray royal fans I love you too
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Most embarrassing moment?
I was driving with ama, till we stopped to buy some groceries. I went to market, bought some eggs, bread and milk and was coming back, and my entire journey from the market to the car, I was thinking I am forgetting something.
"Aik darjan anday ya do darjan thay?" So I thought ama sai poch leta hn..
So I went to my car and sat in the driver seat while singing my favorite song hallowed be thy name and said,
"Ama anday kitnay darjan lanay thay?"
And came a very unfamiliar voice
"Beta aap ghalat gari main baith gaye hain"
I looked around, fuck, I was in the wrong car. Aunty and her two daughter laughed their ass off while I apologized, came out of the car..
#lyk if you feel this nigga
"Aik darjan anday ya do darjan thay?" So I thought ama sai poch leta hn..
So I went to my car and sat in the driver seat while singing my favorite song hallowed be thy name and said,
"Ama anday kitnay darjan lanay thay?"
And came a very unfamiliar voice
"Beta aap ghalat gari main baith gaye hain"
I looked around, fuck, I was in the wrong car. Aunty and her two daughter laughed their ass off while I apologized, came out of the car..
#lyk if you feel this nigga
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Hey. I feel good giving compliments to random people. So here is one for you. :3 Okay so Talha. You sir, are an amazing person. Your answers never fail to make me laugh. Hope you will find a wife for you soon. Stay Blessed. Hope this made you smile. xx
Duniya ko hm kick kardetay
Kash k tm untick kardetay
Thank you so much.. really.. <3
Kash k tm untick kardetay
Thank you so much.. really.. <3
Have you seen anything weird lately?
Saw a man exactly like me, forgot I have a twin brother.. cute
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If we were all forced to wear a warning label, what would yours say?
If sexy is a crime, arrest me
Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?
Your mother must be so proud giving birth to such a child.
I don't understand you either .-.
aLL n aLL yOuRe jUsT a AnOthEr BrIcK iN tHe WaLL
Thoughts on teenage pregnancies?
My message to them, both lads and ladies.
Calm yo tits.
Calm yo tits.
Do you like to spend your free time alone or in company?
N0b0Dy uNdErStAnDs Me, so I LiVeS aLoNe
Awkward moment?
I don't know whether I should laugh or take your username seriously .___.
noo jawano ko koi msg dena chahe gae app??
Bachi k beghair b duniya hai
Talha why are you so kuchi kuchi ku?
Kidher sai kuchi kuchi lagta hn? Left ,right, centre, top, side, north, east, middle earth?
umar hai apki pout ke?
20 saal k baad expire hojati hai?
Haha. You be so funny :"3
Bachpan sai bus yehi sunta a raha hn par kisi nai apna number nahi diya
Has to lo bhai
Hassi to phassi
first 2 likers get 20 likes please
um it would be an honour if you would like any of my answer =) Not that k I am begging for it....
It would be my honor if you, for the love of mankind, untick. Please aapke paon parta hn.
Cute story?
Sone sone patole lakhaan
Sone sone patole yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan aankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan..
Yeah...
Ho...
Wassup!
You soniyo, she put up a show
Unless I’m impress, Baby I gotta go
I won’t mind tell you that I take you floor
But tonight no bites
Cause the wife will know
Sone sone patole lakkhan
Sone sone patole lakkhan yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Main ki dassaan apni ve
Ae chan karda hai tareefa
Ho mere husn de kone... kone kone di
Ho kone kone di..
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Sone sone patole yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan aankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan..
Yeah...
Ho...
Wassup!
You soniyo, she put up a show
Unless I’m impress, Baby I gotta go
I won’t mind tell you that I take you floor
But tonight no bites
Cause the wife will know
Sone sone patole lakkhan
Sone sone patole lakkhan yeah...
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Ae takdiyaan rehndiyaan ankhaan
Main ki dassaan apni ve
Ae chan karda hai tareefa
Ho mere husn de kone... kone kone di
Ho kone kone di..
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Ho Baby doll main sone di
Salman Khan or Hrithik Roshan?
Altaf hussain
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Things I wake up to, in my dreams .____.
At what age you kissed for the first time?
Buht choti umer sai hi experience hasil karliya.
-seLf LeArNeD KiSSeR
-seLf LeArNeD KiSSeR
What do you want your life to be in 5 years?
Wherever Allah has decided, for He has surely chosen the best path for me.
Why do girls say "Aww" so much?
Because they find things more "awful" than men
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