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MoawwizShaheen’s Profile PhotoThat One Guy
Girl loves guy
guy loves girl
both decides marry
I look at dem n smile
guys goes abroad for study
telling me to do masters buddy
I stay back and earn money
approach girls dad with honey
phasaing him like fish in net
giving him free internet
he agrees on the rishta
I install windows vista
girls cries she likes guy
I laugh and say bitch you high
I take her to khaadi sale
she says I am in your jail
we marries make babies
guy comes back with rabies
I laugh because he laughed me
I get his girl and he is the mamu hehe

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sed story

A guy loves a girl.
The girl loves the guy.
Both wanna get married.
Guy dad is police wala
Girl dad is MNA wala
Dad power plays
Guy girl has no way
They decide to run away
They will marry in court k
The moment the get married
The girl says you not guy anymore
The guy says you no girl anymore
Girl goes to MNA dad crying
tells dad guy was lying
MNA dad picks the guy
Beats his ass dry
Girls feels sorry for guy
She asks her dad you beat him y?
Dad says marry my rich bro son
Just say haan and I'll get it done
She says I only love guy
What you say dad haye haye
she asks mother for guidance
Mother laughs and says you high
She runs to guy and ask for sorry
guy gives him talaaq and say ok

hi pls giv of thots on

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Nust the only person who can sue National University of sciences and technology over copy right issues.
Noor is the grammar niazi, I mean she is the Imran khan of grammar.
Her sarcasm are like the napalm falling on your butt and burning it to bits.
You don't mess with Nust, 12 mulqon ki army iskay peechay hai aur yeh hardees k line k peechay hai
She is so feminist that it makes molvi saying bachay 2 hi achay.

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talhashahid528’s Profile PhotoTalha Shahid
Guys as much as i love you and your beautiful faces eager for a fan sign, my brain needs to reboot. I may politely ask that your fan-signs will be made tomorrow, please apnay ubhartay hoye harmonies ko control main rakhain.
Woh nazreen jo fan sign chahtay hain, 20 likes ker k chup chap aik request chor dain, apka fan sign apke ghar deliver hojaye ga. Woh hazreen jinko pehlay fan sign mil chuka hai woh dobara zehmat na karain q k main (mostly) zindagi main aik shakal k aik hi bar fan sign banata hn :)
Apke tawan ka be-had shukria
Muah muah muah muah muah

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