Last time you peed?
This morning lol
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Last food you ate?
A bag of cheddar sun chips
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Last drink you had?
Bottle of water
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DC is trash
Well....i'll agree they arent starting out with the best season but got their first W last week so they are getting some momentum!!
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Worst soccer injury?
Got a stage 2 concussion last season
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Last person you talked to?
Same person as above lol still talking to her
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Who was the last person you hugged?
My friend because she got me a donut lol
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Whats a popular place where you live?
Uhh we have this diner that's pretty popular that a lot of people go to after like football games and stuff and there's a pizza place that's in my town too that is a good place to go to hangout
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You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?
No thanks, It's supposed to get in the 60s today i'll be good
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Roses are red, violets are blue, i didnt know what perfect was until i saw you
Ohmg🙈🙈stopp i'm not perfect not even close
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesnt have your number in it!
Awwe thats too bad lol sorry
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Oh good so i'll remember that at that time on this date i met the guy of my dreams
Ohmg lol 🙈
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Stop, drop, and roll. Cause baby you are on fire
Alright this one was half decent
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Do you know what time it is?
Uhh 8:47 AM lol is this a pickup line??
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I dont have a library card, but do you mind if i check you out?
Hahaha oh wowww
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Those are nice pants. Do you think i could fit in them?
Probably not they are skinny jeans lol
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Are you cinderella? Cause i see all your clothes coming off at midnight
Didnt she only lose her shoe? Lol
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I bet you play soccer, because you're a keeper
I'm actually a striker. Playing keeper is hardd lol
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Are you a parking ticket? Because you have fine written all over you
Wow lol
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Excuse me, do you have a map? Because i'm lost in your eyes
Who uses maps anymore?
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You look familiar, do we have a class together? I swear we have chemistry
I already took chemistry
Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only ten that i see
I'm from pennsylvania lol make a pickup line out of that
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Do you have a name or can i call you mine?
It's Jared lol
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Is your name Ariel? Because mermaid for each other
Wow lol smooth
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Did it hurt when you feel from heaven?
Lol ohmg
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