Would you rather explore a new planet, or the deepest parts of the ocean? Why?
The ocean because there’s a lot that we havent explored yet
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post a pic when you're playing soccer
Dont play at the moment
Who pampered you the most when you were a little child?
My mom
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Wish he would kiss my forehead lol and that is one lucky baby 😍😍 he’s perfect
Now do this one!
Look up “disney march madness bracket” and fill one out?
This was actually fun lol
What would you say to incoming freshmen?
Have fun four years goes super fast kno ur place and peace out cause i’m graduating
Who's the best athlete ever?
Gandalf
How many first cousins do you have?
Uhh. 7
Can you whistle?
Yes
Is this even Jared?
Are u dumb?
How many unanswered questions do you got
A lot
You need a new profile pic
Look
This just in! A massive _________ is heading towards Earth!
One thousand slim jims
Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and _______.
Farting, sneezing, and jizzing all at the same time
Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out ________.
Necrophilia
Every Christmas, my uncle gets drunk and tells the story about ______.
Asians who arent good at math
Coming to broadway: ________, the musical!
Home video of Oprah uncontrollably sobbing into a lean cuisine
Only two things in life are certain: death and _______.
An M. Night Shyamalan plot twist
I learned the hard way that you can’t cheer up a grieving friend with _______.
Waking up half naked in a denny’s parking lot
Next from J.K. Rowling: Harry Potter and the Chamber of _________.
Two midgets pooping into a bucket
What’s a girl’s best friend?
A sausage festival
The five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, __________, acceptance
Getting abducted by peter pan
What made my first kiss so awkward?
The chinese gymnastics team
What ended my last relationship?
Grandma
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