Santa from what I remember I caught my parents putting presents under the tree and I started crying because they said if I woke up youd talk to me but youd come to my house at 3 so I wouldn't wake up but I actually did to see you and you werent there explain yourself. are you real oorrrr?
You see dear, Santa has to be very sneaky so he doesn't get caught. Every Christmas night Santa has to borrow Harry Potters Invisibility cloak just to be safe.