Yes, unfortunately that person is myself...
As hermit, I can confidently say that I am not.
Honestly, I don't think I ever will be. Not to be all depressing, but I don't actually enjoy anything. And trying to so anything usually just makes me angry when I get "results" (I say results in a sarcastic tone here because other people seem to be content even existing about the same thing but I feel nothing towards it which winds up making me angry)
Realizing that they don't actually want you around them and are either dealing with you out of pity or some false sense of obligation is a pretty good reason.
Probably...
Basic German and a very small amount of Japanese. (Like chapter 1 and 2 of genki and some Duolingo exercises, in addition to whatever I know from being a filthy weeb)
Fart loudly but confidently only to find out it is a shart. Then waddle to the closest restroom
Usually, it's one of three reasons:
1. I don't understand what's being asked (Usually because of extremely poor grammar)
2. I don't have a decent answer
3. The question is just straight-up weird
You are asking the wrong person... For I am most definitely one of the depressed fucks
The most glorious waste of time of my life (talking about college tho)