If you had $5 left in your pocket what would you spend it on?
My grave.
What is your favorite way of wasting time?
I keep thinking about death.
If you were a wicked tyrant what country would you rule?
I'm not worth ruling over anything , I'm worth dying only.
What would be the best job ever for you?
Dying.
Where would you like to spend your holiday?
In hell.
What chocolate is your favorite?
The one which you eat and die.
What names do you want to give to your children?
I won't ever have any so nothing.
What are you wearing right now?
My death suit.
If you could interview anyone, who would you pick?
My dead soul.
When will the world end?
Haha. The world will never end if I die I'm the problem everywhere, I snatch people's happiness when I don't even have the intention to... It's all me the bad luck guy... :'(
Do you like olives?
No, I love death more.
Would you like to live in another country?
..
What doesn’t the World know about the country you live in?
Idgaf. Next.
What is your favorite dog breed?
Beagles.
If someone made a statue of you, what position would you choose?
The one I will have when I'm in my grave.
Why do you hate your life so much?
Private.
Why are you so negative about life
It's worthless, when you have no one to exactly live for.