I am genuinely worried about you now and I am really hoping you are not actually dead. Uth ke insano ki tarhan koi dawai lo, now is not the best time to fall sick
I know. Main abhi kisi pharmacy jata hon. Last night was a fucking horror show for me
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Wake up, idiot. You have had more than enough sleep
You’re still up?
Idiot mat bano, tum so ge kab?
Bhook kay waqt dimagh nahin chalta
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Stop replying and go to sleep
I am craving something sweet. I am getting out of bed and going to a bakery
I was joking, idiot
Of course you were
I care about you too
I know
Sure she does
Unlike you
Anytime, kid
Such a bad parent
She only tells you that take tumhara dil na toote
She cares about me. I hope you do about your children as well
Wese I am generally get along with all kids, you are an example of that.
Yes, mom. Thanks for all the things you never did for me.
And I feel bad for your mom because you are an annoying idiot.
She loves me. My being a little annoying is the least of her worries.
But thanks for the compliment, looks like I will get along just fine with my kids
Yes, your kids.
Jake so jao. Tumhari bimari tumhare sir pe charh rahi hai, annoying kid
You’ll be an annoying, pissy but somewhat, caring mother.
A-hole.
Mom, please don’t swear. It’s bad influence.
You should go see a doctor, take medicine and wear warm clothes
“And wear warm clothes.”
Okay, mom. Anything else?
Okay, mom. Anything else?
Don't be an idiot. I know viral infection hoga probably and is gonna go away itself eventually lakin with SAT this near, you shouldn't be taking any risks
What should I be doing, Miss?
Aur phiro shorts mein, at least tell me you visited a doctor
A doctor? Looool. I have been drinking water and keeping myself hydrated, that’s what I’ve been doing.
Good night, idiot. We will talk later 😂
I did not tell you about an additional factor, iss saray SAT kay plan main. I am like.. erm, sick. I mean I was working just fine subha tak, despite the coughs and the sneezing and all. But now I have throbbing headache and well, you know. Its what one can call a shitty situation. So I might be sleeping a long time. If it’s too long, know that I am dead. If not, know that I have given my body ample time to fight back against the infection.
Like how you are an idiot and have a pea sized brain?
Shut the fuck up and die
Tumhara time waste obviously and time is everything
I should really doze off now. Chalo say a few nice things before I leave
Tumhara downfall hojae ga.
Kiun? Kia karo gi?
If I am a stove to mein electric stove hun and you are trying to light me up using a match stick which will not work hence no, that is not true
You know about electric stoves? Fuck, I am impressed. Tell me more.
Itne bhi zada achay na ho, idiot.
Kiun? Kia ho jayay ga?
Lololol, nahi. Ab itni bhi jaldi piss off nahi hoti mein
You’re like a stove to me. Turn the buttons a bit and boom, there you have raging flame. It’s kind of amusing.
You had 209 hours and you have already wasted 2 of them talking to me.
Well that’s 2 hours well spent. Better sleep now.
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