@HeatherCrunch

Heather F. Crunch

Latest answers from Heather F. Crunch

In the “alternative response to ‘I love you” meme would you be *laughing hysterically* or ‘A horrible decision, really’?

"Oh, anon, if only there was someone who loved you."

What is the most useful thing/skill/habit (of any nature, personal or professional) you've learnt/developed in your life?

"Cooking. Everybody, no matter who they are or where they come from, should know how to cook for themselves. It helps you grow and become more independent if you don't rely on packaged ramen and cold cereal for all your meals."

How do you ask someone out on a date?

"You offer to make food for them if they'd stop by the kitchen to watch you. If they walk out halfway through because they think your performance is stupid and not carefully acted out for entertainment, like ANY not-fast-food place where you can watch the chefs prepare your food, THEY GO ON YOUR PERSONAL SHIT LIST, MIKI!"

How does your parents react when you get low marks in test?

"Sue the industry that thinks shredding the national anthem with your teeth is less talented than singing along with a generic, poorly-executed pop song! IT WAS RIGGED AND EVERYBODY KNEW IT!"

if someone ur usually mean to told u they were in love with u which is why the bugged you, how would u feel and what would u say

"...No comment!"

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