Ask @HeatherCrunch:

What is the most useful thing/skill/habit (of any nature, personal or professional) you've learnt/developed in your life?

"Cooking. Everybody, no matter who they are or where they come from, should know how to cook for themselves. It helps you grow and become more independent if you don't rely on packaged ramen and cold cereal for all your meals."

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How do you ask someone out on a date?

"You offer to make food for them if they'd stop by the kitchen to watch you. If they walk out halfway through because they think your performance is stupid and not carefully acted out for entertainment, like ANY not-fast-food place where you can watch the chefs prepare your food, THEY GO ON YOUR PERSONAL SHIT LIST, MIKI!"

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W..What other types of mud slinging is there?! Offensive and defensive mud slinging? A FACTION OF CLEAN MUSCLEHORNS GO TO WAR WITH THE UNCLEAN MUSCLEHORNS ON WHO CAN MAKE THE BIGGEST MESSS~!~?????!

MuscleHorn
mudslinging
[muhd-sling-ing]
noun
1.
an attempt to discredit one's competitor, opponent, etc., by malicious or scandalous attacks.

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