Esper's acting like an attention-starved puppy again, Heather,
"You forgot to give her walkies again, didn't you?"
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She's probably sleep posting, just tell her to go to bed
"Go to sleep already. You shouldn't run quests when you haven't slept."
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Anyon is smart and good, Heather is the best ninja turtle
"What prompted this response?"
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HEATHER IS VERY CUTE (THIS IS IMPORTANT)
"I AM NOT!"
The cooler and more confident you get, the more girls like Esper will fangirl over you. it's the rules of nature
"I HAVE BEEN NEITHER FOR THE LONGEST TIME! WHY IS IT STILL HAPPENING?!"
Which one: The Scarlet Chorus, or the Disfavored?
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Do you wear weighted clothes?
"Naturally! Anyone who isn't wearing weighted clothes at all but their barest isn't serious about becoming the strongest!"
You've become tittyboat? I swear, kids and their newfangled pokeymans
"It best showcases my excellent hair."
>Oh, and your next line will be, 'You're just hungry for his carrot, aren't you', right?" || Oh please Crunch, not even you would try to break Decu and Dan apart from one another.
"Of course -I- wouldn't, but that's not good enough for the anons, is it?"
>Next line | Acctually, no. That was about it. Not your fault to judge me like the majority of people around, but not everyone is a needy perv. Won't lie that I prefere /d/ over /h/, but in other terms I got standarts. Like relationships. Or friendships for that matter. (And other ships too, iykwim)
"One anon is virtually indistinguishable from any other anon. Because they're anonymous. Ergo, I will judge you the same as I judge virtually every other anon I interact with: with dread, disgust and despair."
You're just hungry for his carrot, aren't you-!!!! Oh you're good at this.
I heard that a daughter you have, not in this timeline but rather in one where you had been born a generation earlier, just got married. What are your feelings about that?
"What."
Did you really DM Espernyan to wake her up to quest?
"It took a few pokes."
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>Like, you can harness the power of the STARS, and you use it to make someone feel sad all the time? || http://gunshowcomic.com/comics/20081015.gif
"Freaking wizards, man."
Why do you have such a hard-on for Decu right now? Did I miss anything? I shouldn't have, I'm stalking your every move!
"I am acknowledging that he at least has good taste in toys. And maybe if we find common ground he won't react with disgust every time I appear.
Oh, and your next line will be, 'You're just hungry for his carrot, aren't you', right?"
Oh, and your next line will be, 'You're just hungry for his carrot, aren't you', right?"
>"What, like, cosmic rays from an unlucky star?" || As a Sorcerer, I can confirm this is a thing. Maybe someone's jealous of you and is trying to Hex you into despair to make their envious self slightly less miserable.
"That seems like an incredibly petty thing to do. Like, you can harness the power of the STARS, and you use it to make someone feel sad all the time? Really? What a disgusting person."
>"It wouldn't feel right, not giving it my all."// Then just give your all in failing and see if it turns into a win. I am honestly thinking all your misery might be due to a misaligned luck. All your fails can't be due to you alone.
"What, like, cosmic rays from an unlucky star?"
I had to think about this. You often try to win at something and fail. How about deliberately fail at something and then you would succeed/win at that task? Your luck polarity might be reversed.
"It wouldn't feel right, not giving it my all."
What does it mean to be a good citizen on the Internet?
"Stop bully."
It's alright Heather, Esper just wants sweet release from this election, like most of us.
"I don't live in the USA anymore. Not my problem."
Heather, crush my skull
"No."
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>Warmaster | I said Mayor because I wasn't really referring to Megucas. The Haremhorn questseries has Airships in it. And then this happened. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/765560/#p771765 . So, do you think there is a competent Heather, who can sustain an airship with her control?
"I don't know if Dragon Heather should be mayor, though. Her policies would be so draconian~."
How is the herd going lately? Any ETA of their extinction?
"They will outlast the US."
>"HEATHER CRUNCH 2016: STILL BETTER THAN THE OTHER CANDIDATES" || As much as I bully you and expect you to fuck up at every opportunity, I cannot in good conscious say that you are wrong about being a better option.
"I KNOW, RIGHT?"
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If you were in charge, who would be the next US president (any person)?
"HEATHER CRUNCH 2016: STILL BETTER THAN THE OTHER CANDIDATES"
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