Good point, though I believe cake is her favorite. I bet combining the two would work. | It sounds like you are talking about a himehorn.
"No."
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Ask @HeatherCrunch
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Are you a cardboard cutout?
"NOPE! I am ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT ME, HEATHER CRUNCH! NOT an imitation, knock-off brand, or cheap reproduction! Nay, I, Heather Crunch, am the -genuine article-! Which is me - HEATHER CRUNCH!"
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You should still get her some nice chocolates for her hard work.
"Good point, though I believe cake is her favorite. I bet combining the two would work.
It feels awkward to do this, though. It does have to be done, but it's still awkward.."
It feels awkward to do this, though. It does have to be done, but it's still awkward.."
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>I'll believe that when I hear it from the herd. || Speaking of the herd, it's been stupidly easy to steal eggs while you were gone. Elly almost baked one into a cake.
"Somebody actually dragged her into this? I'm going to need a shovel, just so I can set the bar for human decency even lower."
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What would be worse, having someone fuck you, or knowing with absolute certainty that no one even WANTS to fuck you?
"I read that as 'fuck you over' at first and I honestly can't see the difference at this point."
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If I'm in a fight and the ONLY weapon I have available is a scythe, what's my best option? Remove the blade and use it as a staff to whack people? Find a way to turn the blade parallel to the shaft for a shitty spear? Kill myself for only having a scythe available and save my opponent the trouble?
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Did you know that by combining the Tesla Suit, Oculus Rift, and Custom Maid, soon we will be able to lewd you to our heart's desire whenever we want?
"You'd go through all that trouble and money JUST to annoy me? I'd be flattered if I wasn't so thoroughly disgusted."
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Did you get kicked off the platform? Is that why you are back?
"You're asking the wrong Heather."
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Bad news Heather. You've been kicked out of the herd for shirking your guard duty. That cardboard cutout just wasn't, er, cutting it.
"I'll believe that when I hear it from the herd. You anonymous intermediaries are -very- untrustworthy about herd-related business for the most part."
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CUTLASS OR SCIMITAR, CAP'N?
"Scimitar!"
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>this NERD ||| You be nice to her. She worked hard to keep in touch with us while you were away. Go buy her a nice box of fancy chocolates and give it to her gently.
"No, no, no, NOT Eleanor! It was some guy!"
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Oh boy, Crunch is back! On by birthday too! I have a notepad doc full of bullies! Do you want to use the "24 hour no bully" pass I gave you now or later?
"I think I'll just save that for later."
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You dress like a pirate but all your adventures so far have happened on land, so are you a girl of the sea or a girl of the land? Are you so indecisive you cannot make such a simple decision? Then how can you have a basis to determine what's important to you?
"Land. I've seen the seafaring magical girls, and you don't mess with them in their element.
I honestly don't know what Kyuubey was thinking when he made it. Sure, it has it's charm, but it's not especially -glorious-. And it doesn't seem expressive of my personality or powers, either.
I do like the stockings, though. Everyone does."
I honestly don't know what Kyuubey was thinking when he made it. Sure, it has it's charm, but it's not especially -glorious-. And it doesn't seem expressive of my personality or powers, either.
I do like the stockings, though. Everyone does."
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Welcome back Crunch! I promise not to bully you for a week so you'll have time to get back in the sawing of things. I can't speak for other anons though.
"Sure. Whatever."
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Are you and Elly a tag team now that will go around beating the bad guys?
"More like we'll field questions addressed to us. So if you still want to talk to her, she's available.
Please be nice to her."
Please be nice to her."
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Hey! Elly! You happy Heather is back now?
It means I don't have to field the uncomfortable questions anymore, and I'm really happy about that.
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HOIST THE COLORS HIGH, THE CAP'N'S BACK
"GO TEAM!"
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Heather! Welcome back! What happened to Elly? She OK? For that matter, are YOU OK?
"I can't really speak for her. Which is why she's still able to answer her -own- questions. Really, you just have to direct your questions to HER to, uh, do just that very thing!"
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Hey Heather good to have you back! Does the F. in your current Twitter name come from fantastic?
"Good guess, but it's actually FREDERICA!"
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Heather whe- oh. Oh my.
Off all the girls that you know, which one of these individuals exceeds all the others at girl?
I don't think that's a thing I can judge.
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Which girl is most girl?
Huh?
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Heather when?
"I don't know. Sorry."
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Be it your character, powers, or bust line. If you want to grow, you must challenge yourself and over come your fears. Exceed your limits and you will grow mighty.
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fluffbringer
>I'm really scared of what I'll find.// It can't be any worse the local wild life.
Have you seen these magical girls? Half of them ARE part-local wildlife.
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