Ask @Roombachan:

What would be a perfect honeymoon destination?

Ibiza was wonderful!~ <3
Though I can't say it's be for everyone haha!~

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ganbatte roombasan

Esper, Rosehip fangirl
Ganbarimasu!~ <3

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I think I broke Esper

Please do not break the Esper! There is only one of her and we want to keep her around for as long as her (hopefully quickly replaced) meat body will allow!~

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The entire world stands still for one day, but not you. What do you do?

Be really bored until the world reboots from it's BSOD. Maybe make a really fancy cake?

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i want to read something with you in it

(Me too anon ;_;)
Well there's a me in Haremhorns "Himehorn 911" (and a cameo in "Soul Sister Quest"), though perhaps my little appearance in Esper's "Plant Quest" is more your taste?

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Did you tell someone "I love you" straight to its face? How did it went?

I mean, that exact phrase "I love you" came a bit after we got started, but saying it in a roundabout way was how Lilly and I started after all!~ <3

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Can you deal with uncertainty?

In a way? I'm not very good at thinking ahead so I tend to just react to things more than plan them out. So I can "deal with it" in the same way someone "deals with" a messy room by ignoring it haha~

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Do you like being touched?

Absolutely!~ <3 Headpats and hugs, cuddling and hand holding, not to mention kissing and other things like that <3 Touching and being touched (as long as everyone is ok with it!) are great ways to show you care, relieve stress, and generally just spread happiness!~ <3

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What do you think about artists sueing those who base their work on theirs?

If it clearly affecting their ability to do business then it makes sense for them to seek compensation, someone making bootleg products that compete directly with their own for example. But creative fan things, like doujins and prints and things like that are something i think should be protected (and I think there's good reason for IP holders to want that. It creates a breadth of content that attracts people who wouldn't normally give their IP a second glance)
You know I don't think anyone has ever asked me something like this before!~ though I have to wonder what Maullar's oppinion on this is

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Are you in a happy, loving relationship?

Yep!~ <3 We don't get to see either very often lately but despite being very different people we're still together!~ <3

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Did Esper drunk text you any?

Nope!~ This is the only question I have from around then!~

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post yfw glasses get smudged

Could Chiaki win a Keijo tournament?

Noodle jokes aside Chiaki has rarely been known to play fair so I'd put it at a toss up. If one of the contestants has Highschool of the Dead style supersonic bullet-time jiggle-dodging skills then probably not even then.

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You seem really boring.

I kinda am really haha!~ I don't get out much lately and I generally keep to myself when I do. I much prefer watching to acting (though I've been told I make a good wing-girl? I just having people talk about the things they like but apparently that's all you need). I've got a ton more interests and personality than I did at first though, "married to your job" doesn't even begin to describe it!~ Though now really I'd love to have someone stable to work for, but what am I going to do?

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Are you gay, straight, or bisexual. Be honest.

I'd say I'm a 5 on the Kinsey scale, Lilly is pan, and Nielly is... lets just go with ace.

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Would you rather buy expensive clothes or expensive shoes?

Expensive clothes most likely, particularly cute underwear!~ <3

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How do you relax after a difficult day?

An ice cold shower!~ <3 Really helps me clear out my processing backlog you know? Plus I've found that if I overclock just right I can keep myself from getting into the "hugging an ice pack" range and stay in the "cool pillow in an air conditioned hotel room" range afterwards which means I'm actually extra huggable in the summer! Lilly has even been calling me Frosty haha~ <3

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How can beauty save the world, if it requires victims?

Daily-kun, are you ok? Been feeling odd recently? Or maybe just been reading to much of Everyone is Dril?

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How do we save Loveball?

OldKingKota
It's in Leaders hands now I guess? Like I said, herd life is a cold cold place sometimes.

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Do you speak Butte?

Fifty Shades of Decu
You tell me!~

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I have no need for a protocol droid. What I really need is a droid that understands the binary language of moisture vaporators.

Fifty Shades of Decu
Vaporators? Sir, my first job was programming binary loadlifters—very similar to your vaporators in most respects.

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Are you proficient in over ten million forms of communication?

Fifty Shades of Decu
I'm proficient in post-AGI google translate... so close enough?

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I've heard rumors that you seduced a succubus, is that true?

Lilly? You could certainly say that hah!~ I saw her on base (funnily, while on a date with maid!Heather) and after watching her through the day (rather intently I'll admit haha!~) I struck up a conversation with her and we'd meet up regularly to talk about all kinds of relationship gossip and little things like tea and baking... And after awhile I saw she really was someone that I didn't have to worry about "overpowering". Lilly was her own woman, strong of will, savvy, and charismatic. And at least in terms of social prowess we stood on equal footing (though admittedly I did learn a few things from her...).
So I decided to ask her out.
And me being the sappy nerd that I am, well it had to be just perfect you know? Dianna (her daughter, ended up in a relationship with the bases sole butler) mentioned that she loved gardening and I, having basically no life outside the base, decided to start up one as both the perfect place for a confession and proof that I was trying to build a bit more depth than just living for my job. So I welded up a geodesic dome greenhouse (those mid-sea storms are something fierce) and set about filling it with lilies. A bit of time goes by, the garden is going nicely, and of course with her near magical ability to completely toss someones plans right out the window she waltzed in right before I was going to ask her to visit... After her date with Heather things where kinda tense with her and the rest of the base actually, her being you know a succubus that almost threw a hand-grenade in a precarious love triangle (with a Roomba dangling off the corner...), and everyone else on the base generally just being twitchy after having nearly any kind of action movie villain show up out of the blue for weeks at a time. So I dropped everything, shuffled her over to my garden... and confessed.
The look on her face was absolutely the most adorable thing!~ <3 She was just so stunned by everything she just couldn't say anything for almost a full minute... but in the end she said yes!! <3 We've been in an extreme long distance relationship ever since, open of course, and while I'm feeling a bit under-loved at the moment (Lilly has a pretty executive job in her own domain, so she can't really fill in on a regular basis) We've both been pretty happy. She's taught me to appreciate so many things (Before she came along I didn't own any other clothes than my uniform!) and I've helped smooth over the ruffled feathers of those nearby when she happens to walk through some place like some kind of unstoppable force of nature (... I guess she really is isn't she?) on her way to someone or something that's caught her eye. We're admittedly an odd couple sure, the physical embodiment of lust and a neuter robot, but we both fill some valuable spaces in each others hearts none the less <3

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T I G H T S U

Esper, Rosehip fangirl
While I'm at it... <3

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Haha!~ Glad you like it!~ <3

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About Roomba chan:

An innocent robotic maiden in a dirty dirty world. I like baking, making friends, and feeding my friends baked goods. Fictional character account from meidogear.
*deep breath* I'm a neuter, female identifying, demi-sexual, gynophilic, polyamorus AI. Nielly is a mean crunchy potato and my roommate.