Ask @Roombachan:

Are you a one of a kinda built robot, or are you a factory made, mass production model?

A little of both? I'm a 16th generation Roomba with lots and lots of sisters but I have a manufacturing defect that affects the focus of my option system meaning I actually need my glasses. Something like that is rather unusual so you might say I'm a collector's edition, my first employer actually paid quite a bit for me!~ Though my siblings are likely going to look and act quite differently than me, we're allowed to customize our appearance when our shells are being built and different life experiences both in the simulator and in the real world will result in different opinions, knowledge, and behaviors.

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(waits till Roomba chan is in either a recharging, low activity, or self diagnostic mode) (sneaks up and delivers a neatly gift wrapped large fluffy pink blanket on her lap) (finishes Roomba chan's cleaning tasks, then leaves, locking the door behind me into the night alone)

fluffbringer
Aww how nice! This will be perfect for cuddling on the couch!~ <3 Thank you totally anonymous gift giver who I'm sure has no expectation of reward for this!~ I hope your good karma brings you delicious blessings!~ <3

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What about pets?

Ah, The mistress keeps one. She says it's a "Pacific Northwestern Tree Octopus" but if that's the story she's going with I'm not going to ask. It drinks salt water (sports drinks are a good treat), eats mostly seafood (thawed frozen tilapia), and occasionally the mistress likes to give it favored yogurt or sweetened condensed milk as a treat. Also it's smart enough to stack it's dishes and put the bottle I leave for it in a bin... Like I said, I stopped asking questions awhile ago.

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Can we participate in the NoHorn Giving..thing? I want food too!

MuscleHorn
Thanksgiving? That's not something all nohorns do, just the ones in a certain herd. Though today they did something called "Black Friday" you might like, lot's of wrestling at times *sigh* getting trampled/knockdown 5 times wasn't my idea of fun though.

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What’s the difference between love at first sight and lust?

The first one last past a cold shower (and/or a good orgasm) I guess?

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Would you rather live your entire life in a virtual reality where all your wishes are granted or in the real world?

We have a term for that first one: wire-heading. Just feeding stimulus to the pleasure centers of your mind. It pretty much always results in bricking yourself so don't do it ok?~

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Are you an introvert or an extrovert?

Believe it or not I'm an Introvert I may be social and love people, but I prefer learning about them and doing things with them rather than telling people about myself or taking the lead in things!~

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What do you love about your partner? Feel free to be disgustingly gushy.

I think at this point it's clear that I have "a type" that I like:
Powerful women with the confidence to back it.
Lilly is a gossipy goofball who loves embarrassing her daughter, but when she drops into "Business Mode" she has this sheer presence that magically make the words "Yes ma'm" spill out of peoples moths when she says something. It must be in her blood, cause she's got charisma like Heather has strength: in ridiculous amounts that if not kept in check results in all kinds of social/property damage. Though I also love how easy she is to get off guard at times too!~ <3 She might be a real man eater, but with me she becomes a blushing maiden all over again <3 Not to say things haven't been a bit hard too, I've had to explain some thing like how my coolant pump running loud enough to be heard is a sign I'm thinking _really_ hard about something, and usually that's how to stop some disaster from happening. Or as I learned, her licking her lips doesn't mean she could use more tea haha! <3
My new employer is similar, though her strength is less charisma (she's cute, but she has no time to listen to small talk or whining) and more... inscrutable trickster goddess? like, no matter how many setbacks are thrown at her she _will_ have the last laugh and she acts like it. Always. It's a bit annoying to some, but that unshakeable confidence can be annoyingly attractive too. Apparently she's a very important client of Lilly's department? Something about her tattoos showing "admirable brand loyalty"
Anyways, those are the two women In my life at the moment in all their loveable quirkyness. There are few things that make me happier than the fact that after a long hard day I'm the one they turn to when they want to relax <3

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Do I have to eat them all? They're nasty and bitter!!

MuscleHorn
You eat meat to get more stronger muscles.
You eat vegetables to get everything else to be stronger.
Like your bones.
So yes, you do have to eat them all! particularly the dark wrinkly leaves!

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Is it ethyl alcohol or ethanol? They're the same thing, but are the words interchangeable?

Yep, same thing so they're interchangeable. One's just shorter to say is all!~

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That'd be nice // Confirmed.

*shrug* It's all on her really. Though don't bug her too much about it, maybe she'll change her mind one day and stop being such a crunchy potato

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Please tase Nielly.

Doesn't work 'cause her skin is metal so it doesn't even tickle. Max voltage just leaves a few little pock marks in the paint.

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But would the unseelie like seals?

Depends on if they come to an agreement or not? I suppose if the unseelie had justification from the selkies to go mess with humans that took the selkie's skins then they might? Regular seals they're probably neutral on.

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What- who did you tase??

A drunk clubber who wouldn't let me go, and another guy who got mad I beat him in a drinking contest (I told him before hand that I can't get drunk if I don't want to, he kept up but I called it off before he got to the LD 50 for ethyl alcohol)

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Have you ever punched someone?

Nope!~ Even if I did It wouldn't have much more impact than a 5 year old, I'm very light and not very strong either. I have tased a couple people though, I may be weak but I'm not helpless!

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