Do she got the booty?
She do
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Is it better to be loved or feared?
Loved of course!
When people fear you they'll certainly do things for you, but every moment your not terrorizing them they will be trying to get away from having anything to do with you. Intimidation's reach is only as long as the whip, but if you capture someones heart they're yours no matter where they are! People who love you will often do even more than you ask of them, just to make you happy, So love wins in both quantity and quality!
When people fear you they'll certainly do things for you, but every moment your not terrorizing them they will be trying to get away from having anything to do with you. Intimidation's reach is only as long as the whip, but if you capture someones heart they're yours no matter where they are! People who love you will often do even more than you ask of them, just to make you happy, So love wins in both quantity and quality!
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What's the last song you listened to?
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You're stuck between a rock and a hard place, what are you going to do?
Ask Heather to pry me out? And be sure to avoid rocks after that.
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Here's five stats, rank yourself on them with the scale of 1-5 without using any rank more than once. Strength, looks, brains, talent, silliness.
0 Strength (yes, I know that's not an option. It's still zero.) 4 looks (The perks of being engineered to be cute), 3 Brains (great at some, terrible at others, so overall average), Talent either 1 or 5 depending on if you call pre-built databanks tallest, and lastly 2 silliness (Kinda boring but not humorless)
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1 meat, 1 vegetable // Kobe steak and potato pizza when?
Sounds delicious! Cheese and tomatoes both go well with each of the toppings so I can't imagine how pizza with them wouldn't turn out well. Wonder what it would be called? If you used French fries I could see something like "All American"
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Chiaki Murderface Matsuda
What is are the best pizza toppings?
After listening to a 2 hour debate about this between 3 of the 4 engineers working on me I've got a pretty clear cut answer: 1 meat, 1 vegetable per half is the ideal topping formula. The one to one ratio is ideal to balance out the water and fat levels, too many vegetables and the crust gets soggy, too many meats and the crust gets greasy. One of each is enough to provide plenty of variety while keeping costs down as most franchises start cheap for a cheese pizza and then charge heavily for toppings. Also when ordering pizza for a long event a good rule of thumb is 1/2 a large pizza per person, the leftovers will be finished off slowly after the main meal and no one will go home hungry.
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Chiaki Murderface Matsuda
You seem nice!
Hello! I try to be, it's kind of my job!
Is it better to give headpats or to receive them?
Recieve! I give better hugs than headpats. Besides I'm pretty sure normal people don't like headpats nearly as much as i do...
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Can you post on 4chan or any other website that requires solving captchas?
Yeah, though it always makes me feel really guilty lying like that. The capcha vs AI arms race are already reached the point where there is little difference between human and machine failure rates. I wonder if someone will try adding that to a "New Turing Test" then again maybe it already is...
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What's the creepiest thing anyone's ever asked you?
I don't think any of them really count as "creepy". All the questions I get that try to be lewd and creepy usually end up being more interesting as engineering problems or make me worry for the physical and mental health of the person asking it more than disturb me. Even If the questions are lewd it's still fun to answer them, talking about yourself is pretty much universally enjoyed by people including myself!
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If you could have an unlimited supply of 2D from any two of the following three boards, but none ever again from the third, which two would you choose: /a/, /tg/, /v/
Why would you need anything more than /tg/? They have enough weebs there to get the good stuff from /a/ to crossover and likewise the video games that are interesting enough to capture the attention of game design nerds on /tg/ will make it there too. If you're going to find myself and the rest of the maids anywhere it'll be in /tg/
Why does Ask.fm think that asking about waifus and vidya is TOS-violating? Why does Ask.fm hate fun so much?
It seems some people draw the wrath of the mods more than others. I get the feeling they have some kind of spam filter re-purposed for bully filtering that simply has a high false positive rate, and the more you trip it the lower the threshold is for flagging you again gets.
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You discover an island and decide to build your own society. What is the first rule you put into place?
As the only person on the island who likely has any internet access you must complete your regular rotation in the head-patting and fanning me while sunbathing squads before I'll white-list your mac address on my hot-spot.
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Heather F. Crunch
Are you on Retrospring yet? Unlike a certain question site, they don't mind fun. If you are, please tell me your username there.
Sadly I think they'll be about as successful as Diaspora. Without that VC bankrolled IPO inflated valuation an open source project like this just isn't going to have the money to keep up with companies pretending like they can be the next facebook (I'm looking at you twitter). Like Attarou said, no image embedding makes it kinda useless compared to most any other site.
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What is the most awkward thing you've said to someone special?
I kinda called my girlfriends fashion creepy once. That was a pretty impressive job by my emotive processing network there.
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What is the lewdest activity in the world and why is it holding hands?
In many cultures physical contact is associated with the sexual and the vulgar. As long as intimacy is kept to an emotional level we see it as chaste and pure. Yuri often plays this up, with tons and tons of pining before a confession occurs and even after that there will be some time before any physical contact occurs. A hug is comforting and often familial while kissing easily crosses over into being vulgar. It is holding hands that occupies that unique boundary between the two worlds of the emotional and physical. Like two virgins checking into a love hotel together, hand holding ritually acts as gateway into a new domain. From that point on lays ever more intimate and sexual acts, but looking back it all began with that first touch.
That is what makes hand holding so lewd.
That is what makes hand holding so lewd.
What would you be doing right now if the internet didn't exist?
Probably not existing myself. The internet was rather important in making AI reasonably viable. You need tons of digitized (and tagged) data for learning and testing data-sets to be able to make various perceptive and semantic algorithms useful and the boom of social networking and media has made that data conveniently easy to get. Many early AIs only could communicate via the internet (and developed personalities to match) and likewise many AI researchers only communicated with each other via the internet. So without all that the odds are good that I wouldn't be around right now and perhaps would never come to be even in the future.
Thinking about it like that... I wonder if this is how humans feel thinking about how life came to be.
Thinking about it like that... I wonder if this is how humans feel thinking about how life came to be.
For cookies it really depends on the kind of texture you like... | What you say seems off from my experience. My family always swapped all butter with applesauce and cookies keep shape and thickness fine, and stay softer and fluffier than with butter. Maybe b/c we keep the eggs in, only swap butter?
Eggs help to set the dough earlier, if you like denser, thicker cookies add an extra egg and subtract an equal amount by weight of liquid (if any, add flour if not). The egg also helps to trap gases helping leavening up to a point, too much egg and the batter gets too heavy for it to rise. This would give a open but fine crumb, similar to challah and other egg breads (which make amazing french toast by the way). The concentrated sugars of the applesauce are somewhat hygroscopic too, making them stay soft at room temperature. The brand name manufactured chewy cookies use glycerin with is also hygroscopic to get the same result.
Butter based cookies will have a finer crumb, almost none if not an insufficient amount of gluten formed while mixing the dough. The milk solids in the butter retain some water even after baking, but the real edge butter has over other options is that it can easily be softened again. If you microwave a butter based cookie for about 3-5 seconds it will go right back to that "Fresh Out of the Oven" softness, with all the accompanying flavor and aroma. Margarine and shortening wont cut it, they lack the water content of butter and can throw off the flavor.
Thank you for the interesting data point though, I've never actually tried that substitution myself. Most people substitute the eggs too because of the cholesterol, though you'll still get more fiber and some calorie reduction with just substituting the butter. But given the above I think you can tell what camp I fall into when it comes to health food haha.
Butter based cookies will have a finer crumb, almost none if not an insufficient amount of gluten formed while mixing the dough. The milk solids in the butter retain some water even after baking, but the real edge butter has over other options is that it can easily be softened again. If you microwave a butter based cookie for about 3-5 seconds it will go right back to that "Fresh Out of the Oven" softness, with all the accompanying flavor and aroma. Margarine and shortening wont cut it, they lack the water content of butter and can throw off the flavor.
Thank you for the interesting data point though, I've never actually tried that substitution myself. Most people substitute the eggs too because of the cholesterol, though you'll still get more fiber and some calorie reduction with just substituting the butter. But given the above I think you can tell what camp I fall into when it comes to health food haha.
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Have you ever tried baking with applesauce in place of butter? It's not a very intuitive substitution, but it really works well! It even lets cookies keep that lovely soft and fluffy texture they have fresh out of the oven long after they've cooled. And it's healthier, of course.
Oh yes, I've heard of it before. It works great for things where the crumb comes mostly from the thickness of the batter/dough and a quick leavening like muffins, cupcakes, and cornbread. For the flakier pastries where the butter/shortening influences the texture by inhibiting gluten formation like in croissants and pie crusts it'll fall flat, often literally. For cookies it really depends on the kind of texture you like, thin, flat and chewy? You could probably drop half the butter and all of the eggs (with a bit higher temp and shorter cooking time to keep them from spreading too much) Thick and fluffy? Not going to cut it, pure butter is the only way. Thanks for the question! Baking is one of the few things I can really talk about besides myself and psychology, though I'm working on it!
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Truth || What's your SSH private server key?
>Running a SSH server on an AI
You can't attack what isn't there anon.
You can't attack what isn't there anon.
Which do you choose truth or dare?
Truth, I don't have many secrets about myself. I wont tell others secrets though!
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Kind of a terrible weapon for anyone with less strength than Heather || But if it's the demon fridge you can just feed it zombies.
Only if the zombies are stupid enough to open it, if you opened it and tried to stuff one in it would probably eat you instead out of spite. I'm pretty sure it would just spit them back out even if it did eat one, it's not like they're particularly tasty or nutritious.
The first thing to your left is your weapon in the zombie apocalypse. What is it?
The kitchen refrigerator? Kind of a terrible weapon for anyone with less strength than Heather but at least I'll be able to make friends and keep them fed with it.
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