If you were a castrated ram, would you be Wether Crunch?
"No, I'd be my ex."
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If you were from Amsterdam, would you be Nether Crunch?
"SHHHHH!"
>Nope, I think I'll just keep those memories buried somewhere || Okay, but don't come crying to me when you start thinking aliens use electromagnetic waves to remove your control of your arms.
"That's dumb, they use their Incubator powers to disable your arms instead."
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Describe your ideal breakfast
"STEAK!"
What type of salty breakfast meat is your favorite?
"STEAK!"
Why are you so perfect?
"Every single day I strive toward being better than I was yesterday. Even if perfection is somehow unattainable, that is NO EXCUSE not to try your best to reach it!"
If you enjoyed tying rope, would you be Tether Crunch?
"No, I'd be @MaullarMaullar."
>Thank you, mother and father, for making your daughter play -those- kinds of visual novels in grade school || Sounds like you had a rough relationship with your parents. Why don't you lie down on my couch and tell me about it?
"Nope. I think I'll just keep those memories buried somewhere and never worry about them ever again."
>"YOU MONSTER! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!" || I guess in the face of these puns you're not keeping it Together Crunch,
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What type of sugary breakfast cereal is your favorite?
"If you're eating a sugary breakfast cereal, you're DOING IT WRONG! EAT MEAT, HEATHEN!"
Heather confirmed for being into BDSM. Shame you're too invulnerable to get any enjoyment out of being a sub, and more likely than not going to break several bones of the sub if you were the dom.
"What are you even TALKING about? There's the JOY of BREAKING FREE from your bonds and TURNING THE TABLES!
NOT THAT I EVER THINK ABOUT THAT! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
NOT THAT I EVER THINK ABOUT THAT! SHAME ON YOU! SHAME ON YOUR WHOLE FAMILY!"
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If you were a biker, would you be Leather Crunch?
"If I were a biker, Madge would want to take my ride at some point."
>I don't. || You'll never understand our love! I'm going to marry him whether you like it or not!
"I think you misunderstand. I don't think about him."
>"I don't." || You, the anons, the girl he sold out for, and everyone else agrees.
"Okay."
Then what kind of man/woman/magical girl/mad scientist makes for a good boyfriend?
"LOYALTY!
DAMN YOU, JEREMIAH, WHY CAN'T ANY REAL PERSON MEASURE UP TO YOU?!"
DAMN YOU, JEREMIAH, WHY CAN'T ANY REAL PERSON MEASURE UP TO YOU?!"
A munch is also what you call a meeting between members of the BDSM community. What else haven't you told us, Heather?
"Have I told you that I don't give a damn?"
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"Is he the one who's doing this? HEY, ATTAROU! KNOCK IT OFF!" || Nope, and no. If you were very lightweight, would you be Feather Crunch? If you could summon storms, would you be Weather Crunch? If you tanned animal hides, would you be Leather Crunch?
"YOU MONSTER! WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"
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Have you ever seen a penis?
"Yes. I've seen far more of them than I want to remember in my childhood. Thank you, mother and father, for making your daughter play -those- kinds of visual novels in grade school so that she could understand their historical importance.
No, I haven't seen a real one. I don't plan on seeing a real one. I can die happy without seeing a real one, since you think you're so clever as to ask me 'do you want to'. And now you can't."
No, I haven't seen a real one. I don't plan on seeing a real one. I can die happy without seeing a real one, since you think you're so clever as to ask me 'do you want to'. And now you can't."
What do you think of moot, anyway? Do you think he's boyfriend material?
"I don't."
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If you met a bunch of other girls named Heather, would you call yourselves the Heather Bunch?
"No."
If you fought by biting people, would you be Heather Munch?
"...this is a legitimately interesting idea and I will consider it in the future."
What do you think of Attarou's puns?
"Is he the one who's doing this? HEY, ATTAROU! KNOCK IT OFF!"
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How did you feel about the other Eversor's in the Ninth?
"I guess they were mostly... driven? I ended up spending most of my time alone after a while because I wasn't able to get along with the majority of them. The ones that I DID like had a tendency to die or get very badly hurt.
They also had this sort of bloodlust to them. I guess they earned their moniker as The Murderers."
They also had this sort of bloodlust to them. I guess they earned their moniker as The Murderers."
Now that I think of it, "Heather Munch" would have worked better for the always hungry pun.
"Your tongue tripped in our tonal tango, even though you were typing?"
If you were a detective, would you be Heather Hunch?
"...You ever get the feeling you had a past life? Because sometimes I feel like I was a detective in a past life. It's... it's hard to describe."
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