no believe me you are larkiyan marti hain is material per
Konsi? Mujhe bhi milwao?! :'O
Defected material pe!??
Defected material pe!??
Ask @IbadNaseEm
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ap se? xP
Toba toba!!
I ain't shadi material.
I ain't shadi material.
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Thanks allah aap ko khush rakhay. :')
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that awkward moment when?
The awkward moment when you don’t understand a joke
and try and pretend you do by
laughing.
^TrueShit
and try and pretend you do by
laughing.
^TrueShit
List of girls whom you have talk on ask n you think they are pretty????
Mannal Shaikh.
Ayesha Khalid.
Khadeeja.
Maham shaikh.
Fatima. :')
Ibad Naseem.
Ibad Naseem.
Ayesha Khalid.
Khadeeja.
Maham shaikh.
Fatima. :')
Ibad Naseem.
Ibad Naseem.
last display was better! you suck!
Not sure if its a compliment or a hate. :'O
How often do you use your brain?
Brains? Phff.
Well,
•I use my first brain when I have to go to the bathroom.
•I use my second brain jab khana khana hota hay.
•Third wala tab use karta hun jab khailna hota hay.
•Fourth wala jab use karta hun jab kisi se pyaar ka iz haar karna hota hay. Kio k brain to pagal he ki. xD
•Fifth wala and sab se last wala jo bauhat hi weak hay, I mean bauht weak hay usay parhayii k liye istemal karta hun.
Khair, Jb in me se koi use nae karna hota to bathroom me jo wo third wala cabinet hay na wahan rakh deta hun panchin ko shopper me pack kar k rakh deta hun.
Well,
•I use my first brain when I have to go to the bathroom.
•I use my second brain jab khana khana hota hay.
•Third wala tab use karta hun jab khailna hota hay.
•Fourth wala jab use karta hun jab kisi se pyaar ka iz haar karna hota hay. Kio k brain to pagal he ki. xD
•Fifth wala and sab se last wala jo bauhat hi weak hay, I mean bauht weak hay usay parhayii k liye istemal karta hun.
Khair, Jb in me se koi use nae karna hota to bathroom me jo wo third wala cabinet hay na wahan rakh deta hun panchin ko shopper me pack kar k rakh deta hun.
Then? Who is he? Pagal h na wo?
BHAI HE MERA WO! .__.
ajao im drinking alcohol
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HARAAAAM HARAAAM HARAAAM
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BAAJI jao Namaaz parho and duaen karo. Apnay liye bhi or mere liye bhi. :')
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HARAAAAM HARAAAM HARAAAM
HARAAAAM HARAAAM HARAAAM
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HARAAAAM HARAAAM HARAAAM
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BAAJI jao Namaaz parho and duaen karo. Apnay liye bhi or mere liye bhi. :')
pap of your childhood
I was cute. :')
mar jao janazay mai ao gaye?
Agar biryaani k sath raita hua to. :')
Where can the word karma be used?
Oh, The word karma can be used with anything. For example,
•Agar aap ko bhook lag rhi ho to ammi ae bolo "Ammi karma lag rahi hay khana dain"
•Agar aap ko bathroom jana ho to "Mujhe karma karnay bathroom jana hay"
•agar kisi se pyar ka iz haar karna ho to bolo "I karma you" lattu hjaye gi kasam se. .____.
•Agar chot lag gayi hay to bolo "Muje bari zor say karma lagi hay us se bauhat khoun bhi nikal raha hay.
•aap apnay best friend ko karma k name se bula saktay ho.
•Dushman ko bhi karma k name se bula saktay ho.
•Agar exam me paper nahi arha to teacher se bolo aap ko karma ka washta kuch bata do. Poora paper karwa daingi.
DAFUQ he yaar. Karma ka word use karna nae ata? Jao yaar! .___.
And haan thora time nikaal k mar jana. :')
•Agar aap ko bhook lag rhi ho to ammi ae bolo "Ammi karma lag rahi hay khana dain"
•Agar aap ko bathroom jana ho to "Mujhe karma karnay bathroom jana hay"
•agar kisi se pyar ka iz haar karna ho to bolo "I karma you" lattu hjaye gi kasam se. .____.
•Agar chot lag gayi hay to bolo "Muje bari zor say karma lagi hay us se bauhat khoun bhi nikal raha hay.
•aap apnay best friend ko karma k name se bula saktay ho.
•Dushman ko bhi karma k name se bula saktay ho.
•Agar exam me paper nahi arha to teacher se bolo aap ko karma ka washta kuch bata do. Poora paper karwa daingi.
DAFUQ he yaar. Karma ka word use karna nae ata? Jao yaar! .___.
And haan thora time nikaal k mar jana. :')
so that means that rida is your crush? right?
Aaap may jo bana diya hay use mera crush,
Saamnay waali road or hota hay bauhat rash.
Police roz Hamary ilaqay me lagati hay gasht,
K unko mil jaye sikandar baksh.
And Pathan bhai kehta hay Daga Daga pash!
Bc random girl thi! .___.
^Mirza Ibad Ghalib
Saamnay waali road or hota hay bauhat rash.
Police roz Hamary ilaqay me lagati hay gasht,
K unko mil jaye sikandar baksh.
And Pathan bhai kehta hay Daga Daga pash!
Bc random girl thi! .___.
^Mirza Ibad Ghalib
will u b my bf?
L!f€'$ @C|-|I wItH0uT b@ChI!!!
dppppppppppppppppppp :*****************************
OMG OMG OMG! I just couldn't stop myself from laughing! LMAO! xD hahahah
3 things always have to remember?
1) Trust no one!
2) Mehnanon se pehle khana khana is HARAAM!
3) Facebook pe aik picture pe 30 40 unknown logon ko tag karna and games ki requests send karna is HARAAAM. Agar aap ne aesa kiya to aap ko dozakh milay gi. So people just STAHP that shit! .___.
2) Mehnanon se pehle khana khana is HARAAM!
3) Facebook pe aik picture pe 30 40 unknown logon ko tag karna and games ki requests send karna is HARAAAM. Agar aap ne aesa kiya to aap ko dozakh milay gi. So people just STAHP that shit! .___.
Loooool
Ye jo aap ne likha hay loool,
Andar le lo poora phool.
Cause my crush is so beautiphoool,
Me us k saamnay nahi reh sakta kool.
Now a days people are so k3Wl,
Even meera un k saamnay lagti hay beautiphool!
^Mirza Ghalib Ibad. xD^ ^Lame
Andar le lo poora phool.
Cause my crush is so beautiphoool,
Me us k saamnay nahi reh sakta kool.
Now a days people are so k3Wl,
Even meera un k saamnay lagti hay beautiphool!
^Mirza Ghalib Ibad. xD^ ^Lame
What's something every teen should know?
Just be yourself and don't forget to get pregnant and do drugs they're awesome. :')
howsssssssssssssss uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu?
U to T ne bauhat tang kia hoa hay! .__.
wts poondi
Ankhon se dusroon ka X-Ray nikaalna.
Single kesay? Unpossible hai ye :p
And I wonder why ami I single.....
those girls in your bio. Ahaa hot girlfriend u got there!
Aaap ki baaji hain dono! :')
I want to fuck you! :*****
No, Maths is already fucking me.
I'll give you my heart more than one,♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥becaus I love you so muc
Aaap k dil mai hole hay. Aap ziada din nae jiyo gi.
Allah ap ko dozakh naseeb ata farmaye. :')
Allah ap ko dozakh naseeb ata farmaye. :')
Do autograph *--* Kisi aur ganaay ki shairi banao :3
Tune maari entry,
Tune maari entry.
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Dil me baji ghanti
Tung tung tung tung tung.
Tune maari entry.
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Dil me baji ghanti
Tung tung tung tung tung.
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