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ellie told everyone that you had sex, or you were but her uncle was there, something like that

What aha? We never had sex aha! I doubt Ellie said that.
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Jimmy is saying to everyone you fucked Ellie

Well he can do that... But you can ask either me or Ellie if we did and I can't tell you right now from me that we didn't have sex.
Liked by: Ellie Paskins

Who is the ultimate majestic sex god of year 10?

Not jake cause he gets raped, not Bradley he wants gays aha;), not bobby he's obsessed with porn from twitter, not Frazier he just looked stoned as sleeps all the time, not Marcus he's a Jew, not Jimmy he twitches and has grandad, not jack because he listens to 'next girl', not me cause I'm a Virgin, I'm a nun.
FOR ME IT'S GOTTA BE CHARLIE FLUX!!!

What are you most excited for in the next month?

I dunno... Well firstly my birthday because I get like loads of money and presents... Then I start earning pocket money and I start my credit card and get like £80 put on it and I'm gonna start work! And there's camping out with the boys and that! And just meeting people!

What is a saying you say a lot?

"What's up" or I keep making weird noises which my mum finds annoying and she keeps whipping me with a tea towel aha!

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