obrigado para video....você sabe todos os dias no cemitério de uma pessoa chama-lo por 40 vezes? e dizer que eu não sou um bom lugar em tudo para os pecadores?
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Se pudesses dar o nome a uma estrela, qual seria?
MARA
Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"
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Do you believe '' Jesus is a son of god and Maria''?
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desafio : faz video fixe fofo divertido com 1 minuto 55 e é tudo por agora
An arab man who dont know english very good, have circumcised his only son and wants to invite all his friend by a letter written in english.But he dont know the word ''circumcise'' So he wrote '' Dear friends I want to invite all of you at the cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of my son''
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conas ou pilas?
PILAS
A Gentleman Was Asked To Explain "Rape"
He Said: "It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole"
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What part of the man has no bone but has
muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible
for making love ?
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What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K'
& if u don't get it, u have to use ur hand.
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You can stop the sun from giving light,
you can stop the sea from creating wave,
But cant stop my heart from saying your name
In each bit..in every moment...................
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Do you think you are good in English???? ok than translate it in english'' Eu amo ti''...
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:We were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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tas em que turma ?
9ºA
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
Kiss is the key of love...
Love is the key of marriage...
Marriage is the box of children....
Children are problem of the world....
So stop the kissing and save the World....
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sem calcinha
;)
pensei ke fosses mais simpatica :(
e sou
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY... X - XCITEMENT.. so make S E X a daily habit