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obrigado para video....você sabe todos os dias no cemitério de uma pessoa chama-lo por 40 vezes? e dizer que eu não sou um bom lugar em tudo para os pecadores?

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Mom: If a boy touches your boobs say "don't" and if he touches your pussy say "stop"? Girl: But mom, he touched both so I said "don’t stop"

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An arab man who dont know english very good, have circumcised his only son and wants to invite all his friend by a letter written in english.But he dont know the word ''circumcise'' So he wrote '' Dear friends I want to invite all of you at the cutting ceremony of fucking instrument of my son''

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A Gentleman Was Asked To Explain "Rape" He Said: "It Is A Very-Very Difficult Job, It Is Something Like Playing Golf With A Moving Hole"

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What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ?

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You can stop the sun from giving light, you can stop the sea from creating wave, But cant stop my heart from saying your name In each bit..in every moment...................

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina Boy2.Oh! I know her Boy1:How? Boy2:We were caught sleeping together Boy1:What the hell? Boy2.during lecture in maths class

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Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: "can kids of our age have kids?" Teacher replied " NO Never!!" Boy said to girl : "see i told you not to worry!!!!".

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Kiss is the key of love... Love is the key of marriage... Marriage is the box of children.... Children are problem of the world.... So stop the kissing and save the World....

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Always start your day with a lot of... S E X.. S - SMILE.. E - ENERGY... X - XCITEMENT.. so make S E X a daily habit

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