A nurse kissed a man's hand after BLOOD taking from hand for test.... Then the man started dancing... . NURSE: asked why are you DANCING???. Man replied :next is URINE TEST...
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In a bath room,.. a boy touches a girl everywhere!... You Know whose that boy...?
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My 15 childrens (Future football team 11 players +4 extra players) are crying and asking me ..''Dad how long more we have to wait to see the light of the world?'' 'I replied let me ask your mom. Now pls tell me when will you agree to bring them to the world?????
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I want to suck you.. lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you... wanna feel you in my mouth... yep, that's how you eat an ice cream!
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Boss hangs a poster in Office.. "I AM THE BOSS, DO NOT FORGET".. He returns from lunch, finds a slip on his desk... "Ur wife called, she wants her poster back home."
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Dad : Daughter, what do you want for your birthday?... Daughter : Not much dad,... just a radio with a sports car around it
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http://fuckingperfectxdd.tumblr.com/ avalias? 0-10?
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In a jungle an elephant saw a naked man and started laughing. The man asked why it is laughing? Elephant replied: Your nose is very small and also started from middle of your body.
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Normally its not your hobby. To live in this difficult world and to support your children you are doing this. You never cheat any one, neither you a thief nor a robber - you make man happy. Still the whole world hate you say...prostitute/harlot/call girl/hooker/Puta. But I love you puta. I love you
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3Doctor.1st doc:If I put some medicine in the mouth of a dead man it moves.2nd:A man burnt into ashes ,I sprayed medicine and he became alive. 3rd: In an accident a man was divided into 2 pcs.I cut a cow and adjust its lower part with the mans upper part.Now he works & gives 5ltr milk each day.
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Doctor: I have good news and bad news... Patient: Go with the good news first... Doctor: You have 24 hours to live... Patient: What!?! How about the bad news?.. Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday.
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I am not a mirror . But I am happy when you happy and sad when you sad. how are you baby?
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I asked the moon: why alone in the night sky? I am also alone here, you are very beautiful. The Moon replied: there is a girl , more beautiful than me live close to you. Do you know who is she?????...its only you.
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parabéns fofa do meu coraçao
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You went your friend's house... The door was open...no one inside only her brother..almost naked and started smiling when saw you..also calling you by his hand close to him..........What will you do?
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seguimos :)))
sdv
parabens princesss <3 <3
obrigada bb
uma mensagem ke gostaste de ver no teu dia de anos diz a pessoa
de todos <3
agora en ves do video o nmr
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There are 2 things in LIFE that are very painful.. One is when your lover loves you & doesn't tell you... Second when your lover doesn't love u and tells u.
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You are the owner of one heart or two hearts?
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For a nice friend "nice morning"... For a sweet friend "sweet morning"... For a loving friend "lovely morning"... For a Good friend "good morning"
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O que é vida?.. A vida é o amor.... Que é amar?.. O amor está beijando... O que é beijar?.. Venha aqui e eu vou te ensinar....
ahahahah :$
que gostão de fasér em todo o ano
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eu tenho soldades vossas pk eu ja no estó a estudar em lagoa eu a gora estó a estudar em armação de pêra
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