Juana's mother has 4 daughters. Name of the 1st daughter is ''December'' ..name of the 2nd daughter is''November'' name of the 3rd daughter is ''October'' ...what is the name of the 4th daughter???????
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight?
Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Mommy, I got ten dollars,The little girl replied, ''Tommy down the street gave me 10 dollars for doing cartwheel while he sat in the tree.The mother told her daughter, "Don't you know that Tommy is just trying to see your panties."Mommy I know that and I tricked him, I didn't wear any panties .
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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "U" and "I" together.
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Judge:you married just yesterday and today both of you want divorce why???
Woman: I like 9 inch..at least 5 inch but he has only 2inch.
Man : I like 2 inch , at best 5 inch but she has 9 inch.