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Have you ever gotten in trouble during school?

When did I not get in trouble during school? I remember when we had this Jewish guy who had survived the second world war talking at our school. I guess he fucking remembers me, too. Why you may ask. Let me tell you why. After he had held his little speech, we were allowed to ask him questions. When you have a whole fucking school trying to compete over one man's attention, you need to separate yourself from the crowd. So I thought, instead of reaching my arm straight up like everybody else. Let's raise it a little bit differently.
Well, a least it got his fucking attention. My teachers, too. I bet they had a real hard time trying to suck up to that fucking guy after that.
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Me and my wife stayed at the beach the whole day yesterday. Then we had this unbelievable romantic dinner together. My life is on top rn.😎🏖️🍷

Yeah, I can really relate to that feeling. I'm having a movie night over here with my fucking doll🙄
Sorry, but I have to leave now. With such a big fucking mouth, it won't probably be much candy left for me here soon otherwise.
Omg, imagine if doctor Mohamed sees this😬
Me and my wife stayed at the beach the whole day yesterday Then we had this
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Would you have liked working at a hotel?

That sounds like a fucking dream. I can barely wait to have such a job. I remember when they found that Asian girl who got killed by a fucking demon at Cecil Hotel. And people say that the hotel life is boring. I guess they have never checked it at that fucking hotel. Anyways. What do you think happened when they found her dead body in the hotel's water tank? People complained. Like they always do at fucking hotels. Here she got slaughtered by a level 5000 world of warcraft boss, and they are complaining about their own fucking shit. Imagine me working at such a place:
HOTEL GUEST 1
- You have dead people in your water tanks, and I have been showering in that water? That's so disgusting! Do you even know how much I paid for this hotel? So how am I supposed to clean my hair now, ha? I will start to smell here.
ME
- Well, If she had gone for the fucking Jacuzzi down in the spa, we wouldn't be standing here right now. But now she didn't. So I guess we all have to use a little bit more fucking shampoo, then.
HOTEL GUEST 2
- And I have been drinking that water. What happens now? I will go to the media if you dont give me my money back!
ME
- You probably die. So I guess the only thing that happens is that we will hear a lot less fucking complaints around here from you in the future. And don't worry about your refund. We send you a fucking bouquet at your funeral. I will personally put it in a vase with the hotel's finest water and deliver it to you. Just for the fucking nostalgia.
HOTEL GUEST 1
- You dick! You are the most ruthless person I have ever met. Go and get a life!
ME
- Well, go and get a fucking shower! Otherwise, I probably have more fucking people over here complaining soon. You people don't seem to have anything better to do these days.
Nah, I dont think me working with customer service would be such a good idea. I feel I have a little bit of difficulty gaining people's trust sometimes. I dont know why🤔

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Are you a real doctor? It's fucking hard to become a doctor these days. I have tried. We had a guy during medical school who thought he had a broken nose. He was a bit worried because he wasn't really sure. Poor guy!
My teacher asked me how I would handle the situation. Were my methods a bit unconventional? Maybe. Do you need to have fucking empathy to become a doctor? Probably. Did I really have to headbutt him? I guess not. But at least then he fucking knew.
My teacher said I was fucking crazy. She said that people like me should work out in the forest. Yeah? Because being crazy and working with fucking chainsaws and axes sounds like a great fucking idea?
Hey, doctor, do you even listen here? Do you think im crazy? No, no, no! Don't answer that. Let me rephrase it: Would you have trusted me if I showed up at your fucking office with a fucking chainsaw?

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