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Do you whistle in public?

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Haha, do you guys think I'm fucking mental over here? It would be pretty damn hard for me to answer your questions if I had a straitjacket. God, I hate straitjackets. They have no style to them. Nah, then I prefer to dress up as the guy from the "Texas Chain Saw Massacre". Holy shit, if that gets attention. Jesus Christ! When I want some real fucking attention, I turn on the fucking chain saw, pointing at people and go:
"Yippee-Ki-Yay, Motherf*****."
The line doesn't matter because most people won't be bothering to stay around and go:
"Oh, I actually think you quoted the wrong movie there."
But since I had such responsible parents, who taught me to not run with chainsaws, I let people run. And that's why you rarely see villains with objects in their hands running around in horror movies: they had responsible fucking parents.
The only time I run is when I finish off with a running cartwheel in front of the Nine O'Clock News Team. That and when the SWAT Team shows up. You don't stay around and drop fucking Die Hrad quotes when they arrive.
God, there is nothing like a good old prank.
Is it just me? Maybe I'm a little bit crazy, after all.

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What would you do if you were the opposite sex for one day?

Let me think here 🤔 I would do my hair, fix my makeup, put on my nails, get dressed, dance around a bit, drink some coffee, call all my girlfriends to have the latest gossip, watch myself in the mirror and probably have fucking nervous meltdown and start all over again. Holy shit! I think I need more fucking days. Can I have more days?
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Best job you ever had?

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Working with catering. Holy shit! It was fucking food everywhere:
grilled chickens
apple pies
cheesecakes
free fucking ice tea
Mushrooms
God, I hate mushrooms. Forget about the mushrooms.
But I didn't work there for too long, tho, because no one fucking told me that the catering wasn't for the staff.
I told my fucking boss that he should be fucking thankful. Imagine if someone had rat poisoned the food, and no one had tested that shit out in advance.
Nah, ingratitude is the reward of the world! Ungrateful bastard☹️
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Most important in a date: Intelligent or Funny?

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I would say funny. Not that people like my fucking jokes. I remember when I dated a girl once. We had a table close to a couple of "special" people when the waitress came. She asked if she could help them, to which I replied :
"They are born like that, but you can sure help us."
Holy shit, if my date didn't like that joke. She told me to behave or else...! Excuse me? You have one fucking guy jumping around in his seat, sounding like Scooby-Doo. There is another fucking guy with his nose full of straws who does funny faces from inhaling the carbonic acid in his cocke. I even think there was a third fucking guy somewhere on the floor that I stepped on who read Bamse. But still, I'm the one who should behave here? Really?
I told her to go over and date them instead.
I bet they haven't had a fucking date in their entire lives.
God, what a romantic time that was.

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А ты мне опять улыбаешься, а у меня сердце болит. Зачем же ты мне так нравишься. К тебе тянет, словно магнит. А ты мне в ответ улыбаешься, а у меня сердце горит. Но как же ты мне, сука, нравишься😍

Holy shit! Let me give you the translation of this one.
(And you smile at me again, and my heart hurts. Why do I like you so much. It draws you like a magnet. And you smile back at me, and my heart burns. But how do I like you bitch😍)
What a fucking love letter. Russian love letters, my friends!
А ты мне опять улыбаешься а у меня сердце болит Зачем же ты мне так нравишься К
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