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How ambitious are you?
Ambitious people will only get burned out, and burned out people will be told to rest. I skip the first part and jump straight to the second part. BAAM!! #lifehack
Sometimes I'm a fucking genius.
Sometimes I'm a fucking genius.
Vad gör du?
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There is no friend like a true friend who has shared our days, no greeting like his welcome, no homage like his praise. what's your opinion?
Yeah? You haven't seen much. Give him a fucking week or two, and he will be back and ask you for money. Within a fucking month, he will be walking around and farting in his fucking underwear and eating all your fucking food.
I bet my skinny ass that before this fucking summer, all of his fucking friends will be moving in and be doing the same shit while you are sleeping in your fucking car. I would love to see you come back in a year and write the same shit when you are living like a fucking baglady.
People these days... You are soo naive.
I bet my skinny ass that before this fucking summer, all of his fucking friends will be moving in and be doing the same shit while you are sleeping in your fucking car. I would love to see you come back in a year and write the same shit when you are living like a fucking baglady.
People these days... You are soo naive.
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What are your plans for tomorrow?
I'm going to help out a friend with his workout.
Ah, I love to torture people 😁
Ah, I love to torture people 😁
If you were a dog, would you think in barks?
I have no fucking idea. I would probably be busy peeing on lampposts and smelling other dogs in the ass. What a fucking life, ha. And I think I'm living a fucking depressing life. If you ever see me be doing that fucking shit, then you should probably call a fucking doctor.
What are you doing?
Who won the 5000 coins, and what shirt was it?
Oh, I removed that post.
DashaUran was the winner of all the coins.
It was a Juventus shirt😇
DashaUran was the winner of all the coins.
It was a Juventus shirt😇
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What would you do if you saw a lonely child sitting in a hot car?
Like a real hero? I would create some fucking air conditioning in the car.
I would grab a stick and smash a fucking window. Holy shit! That Little bastard will be crawling out of that fucking car and kissing my fucking feet.
I would grab a stick and smash a fucking window. Holy shit! That Little bastard will be crawling out of that fucking car and kissing my fucking feet.
What would someone have to do to make you dislike them immediately?
If I wake up one day and see someone dancing around in my fucking football shirts, drinking my ice tea and burping me in my fucking face.
He won't be fucking dancing around after that😡
He won't be fucking dancing around after that😡
Do you know that you are naked under your clothes?
Vad gör du?
Vad gör du?
What do you love the smell of?
Damn, what a depressing question. I'm having a cold, so I can't smell or taste shit right now. It's not even fun to eat anymore☹️
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Are you here ?
No
Do girls like funny guys?
I dont know. Not my fucking jokes, at least. I dated a girl once. We were about to watch something on the tv when I stumbled across a paralympic hockey game. She didn't like that at all. Every time someone got tackled, you could see this look of concern in her eyes. I told her to fucking relax. I told her it's the fucking Paralympics. It's not like they are going to be fucking paralysed twice.
I haven't heard from her ever since. Maybe she was into more sensitive guys.
I haven't heard from her ever since. Maybe she was into more sensitive guys.
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
Do you believe that playing is more important than winning?
Nah, that's bullshit. You always play to win. If you can't win, you cheat. If you still can't fucking win, it's time to take fucking hostages.
What is love?
I have no fucking idea, but If you can do this to someone without going to jail, that's probably love. If you can't, you should probably move on and date someone else. At least, that's how I work.
What are you doing?
Who would you call in case you went to war?
I dont fucking know, but Probably no "fat" people. Either they will:
1) slow you down and get you killed.
2) You tell them they will slow you down and get you killed, so therefore they have to stay at the fucking camp. That's not a good option either because then they will feel sorry for themself, and you won't have any fucking food when you come back.
Either way, you are fucked. I rater go to war with a bunch of fucking dwarfs. At least, they won't get spotted that easily, and you could always pick them up and run away with them on your fucking shoulders if you need them later.
1) slow you down and get you killed.
2) You tell them they will slow you down and get you killed, so therefore they have to stay at the fucking camp. That's not a good option either because then they will feel sorry for themself, and you won't have any fucking food when you come back.
Either way, you are fucked. I rater go to war with a bunch of fucking dwarfs. At least, they won't get spotted that easily, and you could always pick them up and run away with them on your fucking shoulders if you need them later.
Vilket ljud hör du just nu?
What are you doing?
I think I have corona🥺
I know it's in the neighbourhood.
I'm just sleeping and eating a lot of ice cream😋
I know it's in the neighbourhood.
I'm just sleeping and eating a lot of ice cream😋
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