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Would you rather meet a wolf or a poisonous snake in the wilderness?

Ranveer Sharma
Let me think 🤔 Wolves have four legs unless their fucking parents are cousins. Snakes dont have legs at all. I would probably pick the snake. I mean, how fucking fast can they run?

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Hi. Sorry to bother you, I was wondering if you could tell me how long it took for ask to respond back to you when you sent in a request to verify your account? I sent in a couple request and never got a respond.

Lol, I have no idea.They only yell at me and steal my fucking money☹️

I don't know why I've asked in Bulgarian. But I'm not surprised you answered. :D

wenii313’s Profile PhotoВ. Светославова IYI
You can ask in any language you please. I'm a very intelligent man🤪
Sometimes I also like to read a book or just working on a script.
+1 answer in: “Как прекарваш една типична твоя вечер вкъщи? 🛋”

Haha. Don't exploit the animal. // That anonymous one is not mine btw.

wenii313’s Profile PhotoВ. Светославова IYI
Me? Nah, not me. I would never do such a cruel thing. Of course, I will give him a Permanent contract, paid vacations and a fucking company car. I will also pay for his health care. Based on the fucking GIF, I think I have to pay for other peoples health care, too.
All the income will strictly go to reggae artists, annoying kids and homeless cats. On Sunday mornings, I will also be singing in the fucking church.
Yes & Amen🙏
+3 answers in: “What hobby have u always wanted to develop ?”

Gillar du katter?

stefanjarl’s Profile PhotoStefan
I don't really have anything against cats, except that they are stupid as fuck.I had one who jumped from the fucking kitchen window on the third floor. So I had to buy another one, and he murdered my fucking birds. I mean, I can understand him. I would probably have done the same thing, sooner or later. Then I had that little piece of shit who rubbed his fucking ass on my carpet. No one rubs their fucking ass on my carpets, except me. Eh, no follow-up questions on that one, please.

How are you working on it? Tell us the secret. 😃

wenii313’s Profile PhotoВ. Светославова IYI
I take your idea of adopting a panda and then I buy the fucking ice cream machine we talked about and have him work. I dont really know yet. It's still under development.
+3 answers in: “What hobby have u always wanted to develop ?”

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