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funny story?
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up
frantically and announces, 'If im going to die, i want to die
feeling like a woman."
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She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this
place who is man enough to make me feel like a women?"
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A man stands up, removes his shirts and says, "Here, iron this!".
frantically and announces, 'If im going to die, i want to die
feeling like a woman."
.
She removes all her clothes and asks, "Is there someone on this
place who is man enough to make me feel like a women?"
.
A man stands up, removes his shirts and says, "Here, iron this!".
are you single ?
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like = 5 likes + tbh ?
No, like for this
What is disappointment ?
Running into a wall
with an erection but
breaking your nose !
with an erection but
breaking your nose !
Hiiiii
Insaan ko Salaam karna chahiye
'Hi' 'Hi' to Khusray bhi kartay hain
'Hi' 'Hi' to Khusray bhi kartay hain
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Every girl at some point
thinks life would have
been easier if she was
a boy !
thinks life would have
been easier if she was
a boy !
Do you trust your government?
Like = 15 likes?
Like=
1) You seem Gorgeous
2) We should talk
3) Can I keep you?
4) Your display is love
5) We should date
6) Marry me
1) You seem Gorgeous
2) We should talk
3) Can I keep you?
4) Your display is love
5) We should date
6) Marry me
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#YouKnowYouAreInPakistanWhen\
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The first two things you ask the shopkeeper are
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1. Ye kitnay ka hai ?
2.Akhiri kitnay ka do gay?
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The first two things you ask the shopkeeper are
.
1. Ye kitnay ka hai ?
2.Akhiri kitnay ka do gay?
Yeah!!
Atlast.. my fansign ? Casper
like = 5 likes for everyone ?
What role does television play in your life and the life of your family?
This -_-"
30 likes for the fansign brother. :)
your fansign
Fansign mera? :D
Fansign. maybe? :$
My fansign? -.-
likers get?
like = one word
since I'm bored.
since I'm bored.
are you from islamabad?
nope.
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Difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED:
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.
.
.
. .
. Some People Say There Is NO Difference Between
COMPLETE & FINISHED But There IS.
When You Marry The Right LADY, You Are COMPLETE.
And When You Marry The Wrong LADY, You Are FINISHED.
AND When The Right LADY Catches You With The Wrong LADY, You Are COMPLETELY FINISHED..
.
.
.
.
. .
. Some People Say There Is NO Difference Between
COMPLETE & FINISHED But There IS.
When You Marry The Right LADY, You Are COMPLETE.
And When You Marry The Wrong LADY, You Are FINISHED.
AND When The Right LADY Catches You With The Wrong LADY, You Are COMPLETELY FINISHED..
Selfie?
Shopaholic ?
like = hug or cuddle ?
Have you hugged
an idiot today?
Me either, come here!
an idiot today?
Me either, come here!
abyyyyy chutiyeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
pyar se behen isi naam se bulati hai ?
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